A day as a pornographer...

• 06:04 "I got a feeling! It's automatic!" ~ Zoot Woman #
• 06:31 @aironlater I have been there before and they seemed pretty expensive:( #
• 14:31 I just woke up to my dog breaking wind RIGHT in my face. Yay! #
• 14:44 Is there like a particular vitamin deficiency that causes these crazy bags that have come to be under my eyes? How can I fix this? #
• 15:01 LKFAJ: I always think of a million and one combacks to an asshole but only way after the confrontation occured:( #
• 15:24 @mikePV I have been sleeping though? It's got to be something else... #
• 15:24 @willingthrall Yeah I am so I have no clue what i could be. #
• 15:25 @what_sadie_sang It's pretty silly. I run the event over and over in my head. #
• 16:19 I need 6 more friends on myspace to hit 6000. So plz add a ho! ping.fm/wq9mP #
• 16:27 I forgot to mention I saw my first shooting star ever last night! This is another awesome sign of good luck to come! #
• 17:23 6 of my spy cams including the 4 housecamz and 2 of the spy on you cams will be down until I get that computer back from the shop! :( Ab ... #
• 17:44 @TheFreakSquad I already made it :) But you could help me reach 7000? #
• 17:44 @Eroldan Thanks dude! #
• 17:44 @richardwatkinsj Well yeah, duh! #
• 18:20 @EbpmKillshot Ha, I guess not? #
• 18:21 @TheFreakSquad I will be on there one of these days... I just have so much other stuff I am working on:( #
• 18:40 LKFAJ: I fucking LOVE icarly!!! #
• 19:48 DAMNIT GUYS! I just realizedx I missed my show tonight cause I am moving my stuff from apt a to apt b. I suck:( #
• 22:33 Guess who has brand new icarly bed sheets!?! MEEEEEEEEEEE! #
• 23:01 Did I mention that today a completely NEW guy threatened to shoot my DOG over him pissing on his tree? Yeah he said he would shoot him. #
• 23:06 AGAIN! My housecamz and two of my SOY spy cams will be down until around Wed or Thu as the computer is in the shop! #
• 00:02 I got a ton more of my crap over here today thanks to help from a buddy of mine with his company truck! #
• 00:03 I got a ton more of my crap here tonight with the help of a friend and his company truck! I missed tonights member show though cause of ... #
• 00:07 @moron_tx Haha, just a reminder! #
• 00:08 @WillieGMyPrez Are you serious? #
• 00:48 I am going to sleep cause my stomacj feels like the crazy sauce got up in it. Nighty! #
• 00:53 @WillieGMyPrez I don't know why I shoulf get a new dog with a "better name" though. I don't get it? #
• 01:02 Great I restarted my Toshiba and tried to turn it back on and it only blinks the curser in the upper left hand corner and screams at me. ... #
• 05:17 I just woke up. I am really fretting about this laptop. If it doesn't turn on I am going to die. If I lost everything again I will die. #
• 05:25 OMG This fucking bitch turned on... What do you think was wrong earlier? #
• 05:26 @iboobs What is that? #
• 05:38 Oh sweet! I have an appointment to get some glasses this week! Well just the script in my frames. The better to see you with my dear! #

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