A day as a pornographer...

• 17:04 How in the hell did I accidentally sleep until 5pm? #
• 17:25 LKFAJ: A few of my favorite things are robots, unicorns and dinosaurs! #LKFAJ #
• 17:41 My grandma is here! Yay! Shoe racks? I sure hope so! #
• 18:05 My grandma's "advice" on how to lead my life make me want to slit my wrists. SHUT THE FUCK UP WOMAN! #
• 18:37 My god dmaned burlesqued audition crap does not match. It's like light blue and teal. This makes me want to throw something. #
• 18:40 I need this instead of the corset I have... minurl.fr/mi9 But like I only have 25 bucks left on my card until the end of the month! #
• 19:00 I am having technical difficulties logging into my member show tonight so I may have to reschedule it for later... I'll keep you updated! #
• 19:11 Yeah I am changing the time for tonight's show! I will announce the new time later once I figure out this tech issue! #
• 19:45 Everyone thank my buddy J. Scott for solving my tech issue! The show is rescheduled for 12am CST tonight! Whoot! #
• 20:45 Have I ever mentioned how much I hate putting shit together. i could never be an adult. #
• 20:56 10,000 Followers, EASY!: xrl.us/bew4pd #
• 21:31 Enough lolligagging... I need to get back to this damn shoe rack so I can wash the STANK off of my ass! #
• 22:01 This shoe rack is rockin'! It will be done soooooon! #jtv justin.tv/clubmix666 #
• 22:28 My Daily Twittascope - twittascope.com/my2.php?sign=Aquarius #
• 00:04 Come see me in my members show! Yaaaaay! No technical weirdness! I'll probably do a bath show! minurl.fr/jpt #
• 02:24 Dude! WTF, my channel was flagged AGAIN! #jtv justin.tv/clubmix666 #
• 02:52 Sooo why was my channel flagged yet again? Sometimes I want to kill #jtv ! minurl.fr/k5t #
• 03:38 I am about to do the murder on my internet/computer. They are both on my shit list. Fuck this, I'm going to taco fucking bell. #

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