A day as a pornographer...

• 14:59 Oh wow! I want this new kit from Urban Decay... It's all of the primers in on handy set! minurl.fr/vsi #
• 15:28 People are so silly when they try to rip me off asking for free "samples" before they do business with me. Um, trust me guys I'm not an ... #
• 15:34 I'm going to start making flexibility/contortion videos for my site undressjess.com and my clips4sale store starting soon! Cool huh? #
• 16:07 FYI! My spycams are down cause the cable dude is here working on my stuff trying to figure out why my bandwidth is so low. They will return! #
• 17:35 I flipping want t he dress Claire Danes wears at the end of the episode "The Zit"! #
• 17:38 Fuck so basically they have no fucking clue why my internet is going at such low speeds. They have checked everything they possibly can... #
• 18:37 I've got new hair... new hair!!! I'm setting the spy cams back up as we speak, though ther are coming back on Monday to further investigate! #
• 23:08 I am about to jump in tonight's members show on undressjess.com and oh snap I have on a matching polka dot underwear set! And NEW hair! #
• 00:26 I feel all confused and sleepy. Detoxing off of prescription pills is probably the lamest thing EVER. #
• 01:50 Well fuck me sideways there might just be a My So-Called Life epidode I fucking haven't seen. Impossible? #
• 03:29 Special Halloween show episodes from the 90's always were so flipping awesome. Whatever happened to this tradition? #
• 05:25 My vagina is starting to feel the ache of the dreaded UTI! Oh no! #

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