A day as a pornographer...

• 15:19 I'm so FUCKING PISSED at my dog right now that I could possibly kill him. #
• 15:31 I'm never drinking again. Please remind me of this next time I say that having a drink seems like a good idea. #
• 15:42 I kind of want to order a pizza but I am concerned I may just vomit it back up. #
• 16:40 I ordered some CHICKEN WINGS! And I'm watching YOUTUBE! Yay! minurl.fr/126w #
• 21:07 I have a big hole in my pants and I keep randomly fingering my vah jay jay just cause I can. This is not even sexual for me like at all. #
• 21:50 I have a show in 10 minutes for the spunky network and then after that I will be having my show on undressjess.com for tonight. I'm sleepy:( #
• 01:01 I wish I could leave and get a drink but I can't leave Jeb again since he tore shit up last night while I was gone. Bring me some alcohol? #
• 03:59 I had a drink and I hate most men. They are just so fucking TRASHY. I want something good and new! #

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