A day as a pornographer...

• 10:01 You might feel as if you are being put in an awkward position,... More for Aquarius bit.ly/4xqv1p #
• 18:09 I just got home for going to my appointments and errands. I need a damned nap! The therapist said that I should be good in about 2 months! #
• 18:16 Just took my 55th mugshot! www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/25691 #
• 18:42 Oh here I am. I'm back and feeling from that stroke I had:( The good news is that I am getting better... dailybooth.com/u/wvvg #
• 19:12 Are the Jonas B rothers like the modern day Leif Garrett? Who wants to place bets on them becoming alcoholics/drug addicts!? #
• 21:59 I have to sew the clips on my new weave hair tonight. I wanted to make them into "clip ins" because I want to keep it for awhile! #
• 23:34 Gah! Sewing these hair pieces is taking forever. I am not a very fast sewer:( I wonder if I could super glue the clips to the weave hair? #
• 01:03 I really need these vitamins! They are especially designed for stroke victims! fon.gs/9iubsa Buy them for me please? #
• 01:17 I am having more of an issue spelling tonight, I really hope I am not having ano ther stroke. I'm scared:( #
• 01:44 I'm going to walk the dog again now and then sew these dang clip on extensions when I get back! #
• 03:17 I am feeling weird & my head is hurting. My spelling has been all off tonight! I am going to go to bed now. I hope I wake up in the morning! #
• 03:46 Modern dance at it's best! minu.me/19dz #

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