A day as a pornographer...

• 09:09 I think I am going to bleed to death out of my vajinga! And this is only the second day! A period on blood thinners is pretty much insane. #
• 09:16 I have to go to my grandma's house to answer a effing phone call from a place that might give me free insurance. There is no internet there! #
• 16:11 I totally missed my phone interview because Patsy didn't know that they were in a different time zone. No free insurance for me! #
• 16:20 My grandma thinks I have gotten a flu in my body and that is what is making me stiff and in pain. Is that even possible? #
• 16:25 Tonight's episode of the undressjess.com members show has been canceled due to my body feeling like it may break in half. #
• 20:19 You are a regular dream factory today. Even while you are awak... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 21:42 I am busy converting a video file so I can edit it into something amazing for my shakinit page while sitting here in pain! #
• 21:58 Guess what I got off of my of my wishlist today? I got a 750 piece glow star kit for my bedroom ceiling! #
• 23:47 I can't figure out how to use Sony Vegas at ALL. Maybe I am just out of it from taking a lortab for my pains. (Prescribed, NOT illegal!) #
• 00:29 I forgot to tell you guys I got my HDMI cable from my wishlist! I will tell you guys if I notice a difference in quality! #
• 01:29 This is the longest period of time I have ever been single... I don't even know how to meet anyone new in this town besides going to bars. #
• 02:00 I just popped a melatonin. I hope it knocks me out soon cause I hate feeling like a lonely creep that is craving massive amounts of alcohol. #

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