A day as a pornographer...

• 12:00 I got some wishlist stuff from the UPS guy this morning! It received a black light, furry shape-up sketchers boots and NEW bose ear buds! #
• 12:02 My costumes I ordered to enter the Shakinit contest never got here though! So I am going to have to throw something together I already have. #
• 12:13 I just realized that my "f2" button is missing off of my brand fucking new laptop. I am going to kill the cats. #
• 12:31 Can I buy another "f2" key? How will I know if it will fit? Where would I get such a thing? #
• 13:12 I still can't find my cell phone and now my "f2" key is missing. Shoot me! #
• 14:06 I'm not ready for this jelly. So I'm going back to sleep for a little bit. #
• 14:10 I need to borrow someones pastie glue tonight but I don't have a fucking phone to call anyone. Can anyone let me use some later tonight? #
• 14:20 Yay! I also got that really sexy striped mesh dress off of my wishlist today that I have been wanting! THANKS DUDE! #
• 17:45 I am about to take my bath to get ready for tonight's show and to get ready for the contest video I have to make tonight! Come watch me! #
• 17:55 Amazing... I find my phone right after I get a new one. Fuck it. I like the orange one better anyways. #
• 18:52 Talk about extremely awkward. My NEW grandma just stopped by without calling and brought my fucking brother that I haven't seen since.... #
• 18:54 ...I was a child. AND I was naked in the shower without make-up on and I was really busy getting ready for a show and a contest video. #
• 21:11 I am doing some privates shows for the next hour with my new hair! Come see it! ping.fm/nCkfO #
• 23:12 I am editing my shakinit contest video as we speak! I will be harassing all of you to vote for me starting tonight! #
• 00:09 Ok this really awesome dancer entered the contest so I am going to need EVERYONES help to win! I really need this extra prize money! #
• 00:56 My video is up and you can vote now! Please vote for me and tell your friends to as well! ping.fm/0ch2c #
• 04:03 My back hurts. I'm tired and I am going to bed after I walk Jeb again one more time. Vote for me! ping.fm/Ao9Q5 :) #
• 05:19 My long lost brother was sitting in my house today and I wouldn't blow off my member show to eat Chinese with him. Where are my priorities? #
• 05:25 Instead of pinning you r hopes on the personal satisfaction tha... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 05:26 He reminded me of her brother who died. They gave me 3 watches. They symbolize "time". #

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