A day as a pornographer...

• 06:37 Hahahaha! I just woke up and looked at the clock and thought I had slept 18 hours and it was 6:30pm. I'm a ding dong. #
• 15:32 I just woke up for real this time. I had the best fucking sleep EVER last night. I bet it's due to my dose increase of Effexor? #
• 15:36 Q:Do you still dance (classic stuff)? A:Sadly not really... I still try to catch a ballet c... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/196736649 #
• 15:36 Q:Would you ever do bukkake? A:Oh hell no. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/196737753 #
• 16:59 My computers and/or internet is acting really fucking weird today. Ahhh the joys of being an Indigo... #
• 18:39 I've decided. I'm going to Seattle for a month this summer to perform Burlesque. #
• 19:37 I has a member's show in 23 minutes! Are you guys excited? I know I am! :) ping.fm/eDVDv #
• 19:59 Alright homies, it's time for Freaky Friday on undressjess.com! You better be there! ping.fm/G7y0Y #
• 20:08 Where is everyone in chat tonight? Is anyone having issues logging in? #
• 21:03 I'm doing some private shows tonight for like the first time in FOREVER! Come get one, k? ping.fm/BvuFW #
• 21:05 Q:Have you ever given a footjob before? A:Hahahahaha, yes. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/198845953 #
• 21:45 I'm considering going out for a post birthday shin-gig. Anyone interested in participating in this type of "party time" with me? #
• 22:14 I'm so fucking tired for some reason today. I guess I really did wear my ass out this last week... Since it was my birthday and all? #
• 22:31 I'm gonna take a little nap while I defrag my hard disk... Wake me up at midnight and at that time I MIGHT go out. I dunno yet! #
• 00:17 Booo! No one called me back about going out tonight. Oh well, I wanted to go out on Saturday more anyways. I'm staying in bed. #
• 00:51 Ping.fm isn't posting to my facebook profile right now... I wonder why? #
• 00:53 Q:what is the biggest cock you've ever had A:Probably like 8 inches but that thing was as th... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/199921105 #
• 01:00 Q:What do you think about the NEW WORLD ORDER? A:Um, who? formspring.me/UndressJess/q/199939571 #
• 01:01 Q:what exactly are those things in the backg... A:They are yummy popsicles with my slobber a... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/199941225 #
• 01:01 Q:Was the biggest cock black (do I have to ask) A:No it wasn't. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/199941880 #
• 01:03 Q:What got you into stripping in the first p... A:I needed a car. I danced a week and bough... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/199946534 #
• 02:01 I just worked out on my Jenny McCarthy Wii game for 30 minutes! That plus my 30 minutes on my elliptical makes a full hour for today! Yay! #
• 02:06 Q:Have you ever had sex with a minority? A:Well of course. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/200052942 #
• 02:06 Q:Ever drink (slurp) a man's cum from a lady... A:I have never done that and I don't think I... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/200053559 #
• 03:25 You may be acutely aware of your emotions now and how they dis... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 04:32 Q:Have you seen the new? A:The new what? formspring.me/UndressJess/q/200168758 #
• 04:33 Q:Would you come to St. Louis and go on a da... A:If I can bring my dog. I can't leave him ... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/200169036 #
• 04:35 Time for bed! I hope ping.fm is posting again to facebook in the morning! I have lots and lots of stuff to do tomorrow! Then party... #
• 05:21 Damn it! I get so damned jazzed about shit and can't sleep! It's a curse! #

My daily tweets can be viewed in real time @ http://twitter.com/undressjess