A day as a pornographer...

• 11:12 OMG. If we don't get up now, we won't make it home EVER. #
• 11:31 I'm so sleepy right now that I could honestly explode. #
• 12:08 Gatorade saves my life after a long night of drinking! #
• 14:27 We're finally on the first plane back home. We are super hung-over! #
• 19:16 I squirted my period blood all over my brand new jeans:( #
• 21:35 I just got home and I am totally %100 brain dead. Not to mention I have the cramps from hell. So it goes without saying my daily show sche #
• 21:57 I'm listening to "Telephone (Crookers Vocal Remix)" by Lady Gaga (bit.ly/aKn2Av) #pandora #
• 22:37 I'm going to go to bed mega early tonight so I'll be super well rested tomorrow. I have SO MUCH WORK to catch up on! #
• 01:16 I'm kind of hungry but it's way too late to be eating... Boo. I miss the awesome food in Arizona already:( #
• 01:23 Q:how cn i see you? A:You can see me 24/7 via my spy cams on my site! www.undressjess... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/419596991 #
• 01:23< /em> Q:Have you ever had sex in public? A:Haha, YES. More times that I can probably even remembe... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/419600596 #
• 01:23 Q:Summer is coming! What are you gonna throw... A:I've actually never grilled out really. I... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/419600001 #
• 01:42 By the way, the super glue solution to the home made clip in hair extensions project worked out swimmingly... #
• 02:05 I'm loving this new Pandora desktop feature thing. I'm doing the free 24 hour paid account trial but I'll probably buy it for sure tomorrow! #
• 03:05 I miss my dog. I am so lonely without him by my side. He makes me happier than anything else in this world! I get to pick him up tomorrow. #
• 03:08 Oh! The package on my coffee table when I got home from the airport was a new "UndressJess" necklace from my wish list! How cool is that!? #
• 03:37 You are independent in your thinking and are inclined to expre... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #
• 03:45 I need someone to make me some banners for my blog to advertise it! Want to make me a few in exchange for a site pass? ping.fm/Tuc4O #
• 04:15 Hey folks who also went to the Phoenix Forum along with me... If I were to only go to one other show this year, which should I pick? #

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