A day as a pornographer...

• 15:12 I just woke up. These jeans make my ass look like FIRE! But I have to walk home now and that's lame. :( #
• 16:06 Would you like a FREE 7 day pass to camwhores.com? ping.fm/fRhdn These will only be given out for the next few days so do it NOW! #
• 17:10 I really hate being rushed to do things that need to be done in my own time. #
• 17:17 BTW, that last tweet wasn't directed toward any one particular person. Instead, it was just directed at life in general... #
• 18:00 My internet is going INSANELY slow today... WTF!? #
• 18:11 I just heard the saddest song by Kelly Clarkson on Pandora. I never liked any of her shit before but that song almost brought me to tears! #
• 19:26 Seriously... FUCK MY ISP TODAY! #
• 19:39 Q:Are you still a virgin? A:Seriously? formspring.me/UndressJess/q/433303355 #
• 19:39 Q:If I ever meet you anywhere can I get a hug, and or ,my own person... A:You can get a hug! :) formspring.me/UndressJess/q/433305049 #
• 20:05 Time for tonight's "Strip Tease Magic" show on undressjess.com! I have the hottest new outfit to show you guys! ping.fm/f9qMS #
• 20:20 Okay guys sorry my computer totally shut down randomly there but I'm now back in my live chat on undressjess.com and ready for YOU! ;) #
• 21:09 I'm doing privates right now! Come on in the chat room and chill with me and get your own show if you like! ping.fm/Pcl6b #
• 21:21 Just turned my cam on at PrivateCamZ. Stop by and say hello and join me for a little naughty fun right now! bit.ly/2OrVah #
• 22:10 My boobies are OUT OF CONTROL! I love them! ;) #
• 22:22 sexypeek.com/2536 - Titties! #
• 22:23 This picture is for @CarlyMayCarnage who wanted proof of the AWESOME TITS! ;) ping.fm/ierX1 #
• 23:24 I kind of want to go out tonight... But I can't convince myself to actually leave the house. #
• 00:42 WTF is this fucking thing? ping.fm/j7huK #
• 01:08 Okay guys, I'm gonna try going to bed early again tonight (which didn't happen the last few...) so I can MAYBE get some shit done tomorrow! #
• 01:19 I did a shit on your shit! ping.fm/gJNeX #
• 01:52 Did I mention that I found THREE 4 leaf clovers today on my walk home from Jay's house? Weird... But I love me some luck! ;) #
• 02:27 Your key planet Uranus plays a significant role in the day by ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #

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