A day as a pornographer...

• 13:47 I need to get into the bathtub and condition my hair... I just woke up though and I have no idea what the fuck is going on. #
• 14:07 I just uploaded an exclusive HOT movie to RUDE: www.rude.com/UJessShakinit?myflix #
• 14:14 Check out my SEXY new exclusive movie on RUDE: www.rude.com/UJessShakinit?myflix #
• 14:30 See my HOT new premium movie I just uploaded: www.rude.com/UJessShakinit?myflix #
• 15:08 Ask me anything formspring.me/UndressJess #
• 15:11 I wonder if the guy that fixes my computers masturbates to my stuff stored on there or saves it for personal use. I wonder if he reads THIS? #
• 15:11 Q:how often would you shave down there ? A:About once a week. I'm rocking a patch right now... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/439731212 #
• 15:12 Q:biggest dick you've ever fucked? how many ... A:Maybe 8? It was thick as a coke can thoug... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/439733270 #
• 15:12 Q:Are you gonna make it out to the BA shindi... A:I know you! Yes of course I'm coming! I... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/439735776 #
• 15:30 We're doing an all day burlesque troupe grill out/meeting tomorrow starting at 12am! Damn that's early! I better find that sunscreen... #
• 15:44 Q:I'm a musician, can I make music for your ... A:Fuck yes you can! And I'd love you for it... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/439860894 #
• 15:48 I just uploaded an exclusive HOT movie to RUDE: www.rude.com/UJessShakinit?myflix #
• 16:10 See my HOT ne w premium movie I just uploaded: www.rude.com/UJessShakinit?myflix #
• 16:35 So it just takes the video and puts it into as many formats as you want? #
• 16:40 Check out my SEXY new exclusive movie on RUDE: www.rude.com/UJessShakinit?myflix #
• 16:41 Q:I'm a Photoshop expert/ Retouch wizard. Wo... A:Thanks! I do my own editing work on my pr... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/440066338 #
• 16:50 I totally need a break away from transferring these fucking videos. I have ten more to add to und ressjess.com and then I can move on! Yay! #
• 16:58 Dude WTF! Muncheeze Pizza is moving so they are fucking closed today. LAME! #
• 17:59 Woah! What the hell episode of Lost did I just watch? That shit was INSANE! #
• 18:10 I just uploaded an exclusive HOT movie to RUDE: www.rude.com/UJessShakinit?myflix #
• 18:46 See my HOT new premium movie I just uploaded: www.rude.com/UJessShakinit?myflix #
• 20:09 Hey guys! It's time for the DAILY MEMBER'S SHOW on undress jess.com! Come on down, hoochie coo! ping.fm/GdIMQ #
• 21:48 Ask me whatever you like! I'll be %100 honest! formspring.me/UndressJess #
• 21:51 I've been camming for the last hour! Come and see me! I'll only be on for about 10 more minutes! ping.fm/SlG6g #
• 22:14 Today I got a lot done. Just go look at the 56 new videos posted on undressjess.com in the new section! That's what I was doing... #
• 22:35 Q:If you accidentally found a closet full of... A:Laugh at him. Then if he didn't get rid o... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/441299209 #
• 22:37 Q:What do your lady parts smell like, and wh... A:I think pussy smells HOT not stinky even i... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/441308367 #
• 22:38 Q:A stranger walks up to you in public and a... A:You've asked me this before. And like I s... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/441310813 #
• 22:38 Q:After having a party at your home, you notice t... A:I would be fucking pissed and disgusted. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/441312342 #
• 22:40 Q:You walk away from your work desk for a mi... A:I work from home;) I don't have co-worker... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/441316193 #
• 22:42 Q:u gonna leave me like that how could u u ... A:Ha... That's cool but if you are dating a... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/441324635 #
• 22:42 Q:please come to canada!!! i need to fuck my... A:Haha... I'd love to go to Canada. And sta... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/441326212 #
• 22:45 Q:Your barefeet are dangling off the edge of... A:Um, do I know this person? Or did they ju... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/441335394 #
• 22:46 Q:Will you let Whore! magazine interview you... A:OMG YES! This sounds so awesome! Email m... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/441339222 #
• 22:52 Q:yeah i agree with u but i thought alot of ... A:I've not run into that problem yet... But ... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/441360952 #
• 22:53 Q:During missionary sex, your man pulls out of your pussy to... A:He'd get punched in the face. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/441362627 #
• 22:53 Q:Would you let your man jizz on your toothbrush if it... A:Hahahahaahahahaha, WTF? Seriously? formspring.me/UndressJess/q/441365235 #
• 22:55 Q:Your man just shot a huge load of jizz all... A:Again... He'd get punched in the face, thr... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/441369027 #
• 22:56 Q:If a good friend who you know has a huge f... A:Maybe if he paid me and we weren't all tha... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/441373339 #
• 22:56 Q:Could you fulfill my fantasy and use my fa... A:You should probably see a therapist. That... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/441375660 #
• 22:57 Q:u gonna leave me like that how could u u ... A:Ha... That's cool but if you are dating a... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/441377199 #
• 23:01 Q:u can stay here forever with me baby ;)-your husband eric!... A:Haha! Thanks homie! :) formspring.me/UndressJess/q/441390151 #
• 23:01 Q:If your man asked you to wear sneakers the... A:My feet actually don't smell from me not w... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/441392581 #
• 23:30 I'm out! Going to the bar down the street... It's not that exciting but I'm happy to have a drink after such a long day! #
• 01:51 I use the same blush as I did in high school! #
• 02:29 You are being pushed right up against your comfort zone and ma... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #
• 03:51 Seriously my friends to my shit just do not work any more. Fail, cell phone! #

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