A day as a pornographer...

• 13:34 Q:if you don't know what globalization means... A:Global warming is a myth. Also you have n... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/458122028 #
• 13:35 Q:Have you ever squirted in your private sex... A:Yes. But I can only do it by having sex d... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/458125476 #
• 13:36 Q:Have you ever had a anal orgasm? A:Now that I have not had. I've had stronger orgasms by ... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/458129889 #
• 13:57 I'm going to a "Zumba" class at noon and I have no idea what to wear or what to ex pect... #
• 14:10 "Earth Day" was invented by the man who murdered me in my last life. #
• 14:24 I'm gonna be fucking worn out this evening... I better go find my sneakers. They probably are hidden under dust. ping.fm/w05VJ #
• 14:35 Q:Favorite striptease song? A:Anything portishead. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/458345252 #
• 14:48 Q: "Hahahahaha. I've caught more than a few guys staring at my ass in the past" And you must like it, r www.society.me/q/284893/view #
• 14:48 Q: Recently I created my own sex positionj called the snoopy style where you do it on a roof(currently i www.society.me/q/284912/view #
• 14:50 Q: If you could invent a sex toy out of thin air(that doesn't currently exist),what would it be/do? A: I www.society.me/q/284927/view #
• 14:52 I'm so fucking drowsy I could pass out! I think it's because I didn't get into any heavy sleep last night. My cats kept waking me up! #
• 15:21 Brandi and I ar en't going to Zumba today... We're going to wait until tomorrow. #
• 15:21 ...But we are totally getting together later to try to start a dark wave night at Bullocks! #
• 15:28 Does this mean I can go back to bed for a little while? My nightly show isn't for another 4 and a half more hours! #
• 15:29 What are your favorite dark wave hits that you wanna hear tonight at Bullock's? We want to do this every Thursday! #
• 15:36 You guys can call me now! To shoot the shit and get to know me or talk dirty! Your choice! 678-666-0589 #
• 16:01 RT ModelSupplies ☼ Reuse plastic grocery bags as waste basket liners. #EarthDay (I do this!) #
• 16:42 I'm gonna nap with my awesome snuggly dog until 6pm! Everyone deserves a nice little nap time now and then. #
• 16:43 But because I have a ton of shit to do this evening I probably won't make it out to help out with Dark Wave Thursdays at Bullocks tonight:( #
• 18:39 Who wants to order some Indian food with me and chill? You can hang out while I do my member's show too! No problem! www.didevv.co #
• 18:49 Dude this is so awesome... I just ordered delivery Indian food with this new service in the Evansville area! ping.fm/DfMqz #
• 18:53 Q: how many guys and girls have you slept with ? A: It's been 10 guys but with girls it's innumerable. www.society.me/q/289190/view #
• 19:10 Does "MyGirlFund" have a twitter account? I can't seem to log into my account there and I need some help! #
• 20:03 I just put people into my lists as I add them. You should check mine out for ideas. #
• 20:08 Time for tonight's member show on undressjess.com! I have to pee really quick but I'm in chat and everything! ping.fm/FW1fW #
• 20:22 1 of my camshow programs has been giving me hell this last week so I know you all just got kicked out of chat but you can come back in now! #
• 20:23 Let me know if you're an undressjess.com member and you can't get back into the show and what is says... #
• 20:41 Alrighty... The program just crashed my browser again but I am back in now so try to get back into the chat for the show! I apologize guys! #
• 21:20 My spy cams seem to be going crazy... I've gotta fix them! BRB... THEN SHOWS! ;) #
• 21:33 I'm taking private shows now for the next hour! tinyurl.com/7brqub #
• 21:38 I just logged on my webcam at PrivateCamZ. Come on over to chat and get a private show! bit.ly/2OrVah #
• 22:00 Do you like doing cam2cam? I dunno if you know this but you can totally do that with me on webcamclub.com! tinyurl.com/7brqub #
• 22:43 I did really awesome at shows tonight! Now Omareth and I are gonna watch a movie in just a few minutes! #
• 00:29 I'm watching Lost Highway for the first time with Omareth. #
• 02:28 My internet is totally effing up which means my ISP is pro bably fucking with something. So if my spycams fail I'll fix them in the morning. #
• 02:30 This movie reminds me of my old greasy mechanics fetish... I love a man that works with his hands. #
• 02:35 You may reexamine family issues today, especially if a current... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #
• 03:17 OMG Lost Highway is my new favorite Lynch movie! Well maybe... I really fucking love Blue Velvet. #
• 05:16 I feel like everything is worked out with Dawn but now I really need to clean this whore paint off of my face and get some sleep! #
• 05:58 I can haz new shoes? ping.fm/Ul3TM #

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