A day as a pornographer...

• 06:13 I'm so crazy. I hate myself. #
• 06:20 I thought it was an accident but now I know it was fate. #
• 13:33 Oh god. WTF... Last night? #
• 14:04 Ultimate. ping.fm/EcReJ #
• 14:36 Punch. Drunk. Love. #
• 14:38 Ha! My Lady Gaga hair bow (made out of hair) came in the mail today from Saki's wish list! Whoot! ping.fm/lhTwB #
• 14:39 Don't dwell. Embrace. #
• 14:55 Q:No Hitachi, she vetoed that right away when I showed h... A:Hmm, I dunno of other ones that aren't like insertable... 4ms.me/9VQqsd #
• 14:56 Q:Do you like any sports? Are you watching the World Cup this year (right now)? A:Nope and nope. Figure skating? 4ms.me/beGK0r #
• 15:18 Q:She wants insertable and clit stimulator in one, basically a typical gir... A:Dude. Then check out the "rock chick". 4ms.me/cUTkzP #
• 20:23 What in the hell is my deal? I'm so fucking tired. #
• 21: 54 I'm getting ready for Dark Wave Night tonight at Bullock's. Who's coming with me? #
• 22:37 Take a bite of my bad girl meat. #
• 02:26 You might feel let down today and your first inclination is to... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #
• 03:29 Dead drunk sushi guy... "I wanna fuck you to death & of not I hate you to death" slurred is not hot & I will not oblige. Please seek approp #

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