A day as a pornographer...

• 10:49 I just downloaded the discographies for Can, Bat For Lashes, Mr. Bungle and The Horrors all over night while I slumbered! Whoot for Vuze! #
• 11:17 I guess we're not doing the Power Puff Girls number in the upcoming burlesque show. I'm kind of bummed... My fault though. #
• 11:59 Sometimes facebook freezes and crashes my browser and makes me really angry! Grrrr! #
• 12:23 I just ordered some delivery sushi from that Zuki place. Their sushi tastes like schnuck's shit, but at least they deliver... HINT. HINT. #
• 13:54 Rapists should be castrated. #
• 14:07 Shut up kitties! I'm sick as fuck! Stop needing me right now! #
• 16:59 If you call me and I don't answer the phone do NOT keep calling back over and over. I will call you back when I fucking can. #
• 21:58 OMG I WANT TO DRINK!!!! But that is such a horrible fucking idea right now. #
• 22:00 I'm also horny as fuck but that's also a super shitty idea. GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! #
• 22:09 This beer tastes like a dirty old white man. A cracker. #
• 22:22 I'm totally rocking out to Bjork's "Gling Glow" album! #
• 23:31 I'm straightening my hair dead straight for the first time in forever. #
• 01:12 Do you ever Masterbaite on cam On Rude? — What is "masterbaite"? 4ms.me/dy0GVf #
• 01:13 What's your favourite outfit to make you feel sexy? — Skin. 4ms.me/dwSdvF #
• 01:13 soo wait if u have sex in porn when u have a bf it's … — Um I have only done movies with people I'm dating. I … 4ms.me/bXfPEh #
• 01:15 does yout bf often grab your butt? — Ha. It's usually my thighs, not my but t unless we're doing it and in that ca… 4ms.me/992zB7 #
• 01:15 I already think I love you for having the nerves of steel it took to put up with that annoying F*… — Hahaha. Sure. 4ms.me/d2voTz #
• 01:16 are u into foot fetish? — Hmm. in a way. i love my feet loved on with massages and kisses and even tiny licks to… 4ms.me/bSFWhW #
• 01:46 come visit me in canada and i'll take u out for dinner and drinks and sex!-ericedwards1234 — Ummmmm... 4ms.me/cz1zOf #
• 02:22 Although you're quite busy with chores , you still find plenty ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #
• 03:04 Double time kitchen action! That's hot... #

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