A day as a pornographer...

• 13:24 I am probably pretty offensive when I am drunk... #
• 13:36 Um, I guess it's good to have "self-confidence"? www.myspace.com/ballage #
• 13:52 I am not feeling well today. At least not yet. #
• 14:13 I am actually just chillin' here about to eat a sammich and browsing fucking jump ropes on amazon. #
• 14:21 Ok WTF.. A $40 jump rope? ping.fm/eGy2R #
• 14:54 Man! Sick! Are these people fucking serious? ping.fm/wJPpB #
• 15:24 I loved all over twitter "before it was cool"! #
• 15:52 On sundays I like to do the following: Shit, fuck, eat, lay around, and do nothing. KThx. #
• 16:02 Censorship is totally bunk. #
• 16:43 @OMGitsJessieLee I wanna be a mua on shoots! I could rock the set. #
• 16:45 I need to take a quick unneeded nap. I'm fucking lazy today. #
• 16:47 BTW my members show tonight is at 9pm. I pushed it back an hour so I can go mess with my mammals. #
• 16:49 Is there such a thing as snuggie/slanket porn? Cause I'm gonna make some... #
• 17:05 My stripper name was Ethel. Maybe that's my problem... I'm too cool for my own good. #
• 17:11 I want to be this woman. ping.fm/7k6ve You probably knew that though. #
• 17:12 I know this sounds crazy but me and one of my BFF's want another chance at prom. Have any little brothers that will take us? #
• 17:30 Shannon and Boon sex equals hot. #
• 17:56 I have a little "worry" dent above my left brow. That's why I wear my hair going that way. #
• 18:46 I look like an adult. I;m going to get my baby now. #
• 19:35 I got my baby Tink and Jeb howled when I left:( #
• 19:42 @SnuggieSighting I totally joined that network! Hahahaha! #
• 20:04 People are so funny! ping.fm/xtQak #
• 20:06 What is the best cat dewormer and is it available on amazon? #
• 20:58 I'm live in my members show now and I will be doing those AMAZINGLY GREAT private shows afterwards:) #
• 22:06 Yo! I'm doing uber cheap private webcam shows right up in herr mang! ping.fm/2bxXZ #
• 23:34 Grrr... I'm hungry, tired, and I am going to lay on my ass and watch some more Lost. #
• 23:42 I am making some curry veggie soup and going to watch more Lost. Oh and my cat Tink has taken over Steve's apt. iluvherr. #
• 00:36 @johndillingham Dude, I flipping love Lost. And I love that one of my animals is finally here. #
• 00:44 I have basically filleted my scalp out of nervousness. #
• 02:42 BTW my fifty million spy cams (15-17) are going back up tomorrow. #
• 02:44 I meant to also plug my site in that last tweet about my 15-17 spy cams going back up tomorrow so here: ping.fm/jkXkr #
• 02:45 @johndillingham My grey cat Miss Tink is here. I am going to sneak in the rest of them through the week;) Shhh! #
• 02:47 So I got like my "first" cell phone but then I dropped it in a big cup of water... Will it dry out and maybe still work? #
• 03:34 6 more episodes to go in season 1 of Lost! Go team Hurley! #
• 03:37 Tomorrow is going to start off an AMAZING week. I have work to do and goals to reach! Nighty! #
• 03:39 @johndillingham Shhh! I'm only on season one! #

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