A day as a pornographer...

• 17:27 I suck and can't handle alcohol anymore. So I cancelled my show at 5pm. I am seriously not going to drink anymore, NO JOKE. #
• 17:32 I am attempting to make microwave only steam fresh rice and cheddar broccoli on the stove. Wish me luck on that. #
• 18:54 I look and feel like shit on a stick. #
• 19:11 @kick069 Please make me feel better :( #
• 20:08 Write it down for the history books! I am seriously going to stop drinking starting today. #
• 20:43 Ok I will continue to drink Sake with sushi. How could I not? #
• 20:54 @panacea81 I just learned about you! I am like watching all of your vids and I def want to order one of your kits! #
• 21:31 Copycats suck. #
• 21:59 @cowboybubba Hey thanks! I figure other people do it, why can't I? #
• 22:56 I am making myself some pasta for dinner and I am going to eat it settled down with the second to last episode of season 2 of LOST! #
• 23:11 Buy me this! ping.fm/zpZ1Z #
• 00:29 Haha! Steve just called me from deerhead and is getting totally trashed for his b-day. Does Jaya's serve sushi at lunch time? #
• 01:39 (410): Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was http:// ... #
• 01:39 @BryceThinksThat Ha I will tell him that! #
• 01:43 (856): My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do? ping.fm/mNaHz #
• 01:47 (517): areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?! (616): you srsly need to quit going to that bar ping.fm/XS9Rd #
• 01:54 (546): Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and t ... #
• 02:02 (132): if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder ping.fm/3KAR4 #
• 02:06 (810): I'm laying in your front yard are you home ping.fm/rJc7B #
• 02:21 @FinnMcCool1 hahaha. #
• 02:32 This is me: (703): I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one. ping.fm/2XkNl #
• 02:33 @Diamond I have been meaning to ask you, your skin looks awesome! What do you use on it? What foundation do you use? #

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