A day as a pornographer...

• 06:14 @samster09 Nope cause I ordered them online:) I will take cam pics of them when they arrive though! #
• 06:14 @Philknowsbest Oh dude it's a really sweet bikini! #
• 06:15 @mscrystallee I know that's a pretty good deal right? #
• 06:22 Well I guess since I am up and all I will go give myself a nice dry skin brushing and then take a long soak in the tub :) (w/ incense!!) #
• 06:25 @samster09 I hope they get here soon! :) #
• 07:46 Yay! I soaked out my old nappy hair extention and I am deep contioning now so I can color it back black/brown later! #
• 08:05 @I_Love_titties Oh yeah it's nappy! It's wadded up sitting on the toilet if you wanna see:) #
• 08:14 It's strange but all of a sudden just now I randomly started wishing I was being laid like RIGHT NOW. #
• 08:26 You know the funny thing about me is that I am mixed... I am going to try to join blackplanet.com and see what happens ;) #
• 08:28 @bl4ckthought How do you think I will be recieved? #
• 08:30 @I_Love_titties Ha well I AM on the market! www.okcupid.com/profile/UndressJess/ #
• 08:34 @bl4ckthought Yeah I went through a lot of the girl hating growing up looking the way I do but I am doing this kind of as an experiment. #
• 08:36 @I_Love_titties Huh? I mean sure yes of course I am;) #
• 08:44 Your dad added me on myspace;) #
• 09:18 twitpic.com/5ox7o - So this is what's really good! No really I am just deep conditioning my herr;) #
• 09:21 @Daz71 Your son is most likely mixed? #
• 09:22 @bl4ckthought Are there any like straight up white folks on there? How long has the site been around? My little cousin showed it to me. #
• 09:22 @I_Love_titties That IS me :) #
• 09:35 Are you on blackplanet.com? If so, add me! ping.fm/niMhJ #
• 09:47 @bl4ckthought Hahahaha look at the girl's comment on my status message via myspace: www.myspace.com/clubmix1996 It starting;) #
• 10:05 @samster09 Thanks! #
• 10:06 I must finally do that thing where I fall asleep now, and probably masturbate before the zzzzs begin! #
• 10:12 @DevilwithaSmile What's it mean when there is a number sign next to stuff? #
• 10:21 @Danceslut Heck yeah she was amazing! #
• 12:41 @Eroldan I am now! DM me! #
• 17:17 Is there anything I can do to get hair color to take more thoroghly in extremely damaged hair? #
• 17:23 @draculasteeth Hahaha! Fucking shoulder pads! #
• 18:01 @minasmusings Man my hair is so fried it actually hasn't been taking color very well at all lately! #
• 18:05 OMG I have a members show in an hour and need to eat dinner, shower and put in hair color, walk jeb and uh get pretty! QUICK! #
• 18:33 I have the sexiest plastic bag on my head EVAH! (It's covering MORE deep conditioner!) #
• 18:36 I need to invest in more HOT wigs for times like these, so i think I will... What color should I get? And from where? #
• 18:39 @EroticPlaygrnd I'm hurrying! #
• 18:46 @moron_tx Haha, I have my head wrapped as per usual;) #
• 20:27 I am doing private shows and I am already insulted... Plz come and be nice to me:) ping.fm/2bxXZ #
• 20:51 Yay! I just did a really fun and relaxing show with a new member of mine on www.undressjesscom! Want a show? ping.fm/2bxXZ #
• 21:08 Yay! I am done doing privates and now I am going to give Jeb a nice long walk but first I am going to change out of this shirt cause I ... #
• 21:11 @Trevrep81 He said I wasn't very prettyful:( #
• 21:11 twitpic.com/5qms5 - Someone said I look like Ava Gardner tonight in my member chat... Who's Ava Gardner? #
• 21:12 @minasmusings Yeah I am going to wear the kind of weave that allows none of my hair to be exposed starting again next week:) No frying! #
• 21:15 Woah! What an amazing compliment I just realized I recieved! ping.fm/AiOc4 #
• 21:20 12seconds - About to go walk the Jebbie man! tiny12.tv/ESXNG #
• 21:20 Is there any type of garment you can buy that will pull your shoulders back? Cause I slouch, BAD! #
• 21:21 Going to walk Jeb... BRB! tiny12.tv/ESXNG #
• 21:48 I do not fit into my pants at this time:( This does NOT tickle my fancy! #
• 21:51 @__Bren__ Huh? I wear bras! #
• 21:52 @fluffysucks Where do you get them? #
• 21:52 @moron_tx Ha! Well aren't I just a freak show of ethnicity! #
• 21:53 @PalmTreeMike Wow! That is so awesome! #
• 22:36 OMG! I just realized I was playing on google earth for like an hour... #
• 22:46 God damnit. i just ordered $40 worth of pizza again... No wonder I don't fit into my damn pants:( #
• 22:48 @LammyL We had a pleasant walk:) #
• 22:49 @teh_Joker Those are 'spensive! #
• 22:51 12seconds - Orderdering pizza for a long night of work;) tiny12.tv/GTBJ5 #
• 23:51 @AngelsDevil Hahaha, you know cam shows really can be a workout! #
• 23:52 @bellabellini Ha thanks! My hair is secretly underneath in a bag with deep conditioner all in it:) #
• 23:52 @kick069 I know you should join too! #
• 23:53 @neugin It's not so bad! I have drank but not nearly as much as I am used to! #
• 23:53 @teh_Joker I did but I had already bought that one! #
• 23:54 @clubmix1997 Shoot baby come on, we up in herr waiting and shit! (Me and the animals!) #
• 23:56 12seconds - Ding dong, Leslie is coming to town! tiny12.tv/WT62Z #
• 00:01 I found a boyfriend! Isn't he great!? ping.fm/vR0Je #
• 00:09 Leslie should arrive in the "ville" at around 3am! Sweeeeeet! tiny12.tv/WT62Z #
• 00:30 12seconds - This is why I can't get anything done! tiny12.tv/ZX9BG #
• 00:31 I just got mega sleepy:( ping.fm/oUom7 Should I sleep now and work tomorrow? #
• 00:51 @richardwatkinsj Awe you are the perfect man! #
• 01:03 ping.fm/MQOM1 Hahaha check out my vid responce to my new bf: ping.fm/1KYTr #
• 01:14 @patricktriplex :) I hope he responds! #
• 01:18 Just took my 2nd mugshot! www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/25691 #
• 01:24 I want to do a sexy show before I go to bed cause I is horny! ping.fm/2TqmZ Wanna wack off with me?! #
• 01:40 Eh! Oh well looks like I am going to have to push off all of the animals sleeping on the bed and just do it to myself before I slumber! ... #
• 01:58 12seconds - Going to bed... FINALLY! tiny12.tv/M4Z35 #
• 01:59 I'm going to bed since none of you wanted to cyber touch my vah jay jay. tiny12.tv/M4Z35 #
• 03:36 12seconds - We only had 12 seconds! tiny12.tv/J5MF5 #
• 03:39 Leslie is here and we only have 12 seconds to tell you about it and thus we got very confused... tiny12.tv/J5MF5 #
• 04:10 Hahaha look at Leslie! She has the fucking swine flu! ping.fm/fH2VV #
• 04:46 I think I am going to order a lady gaga wig like... right now! #
• 04:55 Wait! Hold the presses! YOU buy me the Lady Gaga wig;) Numbers 3&4 on this list! ping.fm/8KWRc #
• 05:28 @christyspanties Heck yeah I will! #
• 05:42 I hate the word "caucasian". I mean did we really need a new word for "white" people? Beige maybe? #
• 05:45 @altgirltweet Who hoo! (Maybe I am addicted?) #

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