A day as a pornographer...

• 07:52 Up and taking my morning meds! (Why isn't that damn shoe rack bought???) ping.fm/yeJY6 Free pass for the buyer to my site! #
• 08:05 @aka55 Haha! It's already in the wishlist diude! You just add it to your cart;) #
• 08:20 @aka55 Hahaha I see! #
• 08:27 Just took my 5th mugshot! www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/25691 #
• 08:34 @aka55 Hahaha all of my stuff is delivered to my grandma's house anyways so if you want to drop it off there be my guest! #
• 08:35 My internet is being a big weinie licker this morning:( #
• 12:09 @jd_short Oh please do! I am excited to hear them! #
• 12:10 @VioletSin Ha you are a quicker woman than I! I am always running behind on online stuff! #
• 12:10 @Manstore Thanks:) #
• 12:10 @CigarMan69 Thank you! :D #
• 12:11 @resofactor Hahaha! Well it had it for sure! #
• 12:11 @aka55 Hahaha! Back up lines!? What do you think this is? CNN? #
• 12:28 Back up from my nap and on my way to walk Jeb! Buy me the shoe rack I need and get two free months to undressjess.com!!!! ping.fm ... #
• 12:48 I am so jealous of Scarlett Johansson for working on this album with Tom Waits. She stole my fucking dream! #
• 12:49 @MichaelJohansen Yeah she does:( She wins. I lose. #
• 12:51 @minasmusings The page seems to be loading just fine for me:) #
• 12:59 I took an iron supplement yesterday and today am my under eye circles are actually better! I can hardly believe my EYES! Hahahaha! #
• 13:10 @MrPartyMonkey Waits = SEX #
• 13:53 I just finished editing another clip for my shakinit.com page! 8 more to go! #
• 14:00 @LOCALDUDER Hahahaha! #
• 16:07 @sabu7 Thank you for being a person to follow :) #
• 16:08 @TMetzger25 I feel like 3D tonight! Like 3D TONIGHT! #
• 16:26 I need these shoe racks pretty darn bad so 3FREE months to undressjess.com to whoever buys them! ping.fm/Vpsv4 #
• 16:27 @TMetzger25 How about a one and a half month pass to the site for one? Deal? #
• 16:36 @TMetzger25 Sweet! Hey send me the user and pass you want for the site and as soon as it gets here I will activate it for you :)... #
• 16:37 @TMetzger25 email that to jess@undressjess.com Yaaaaay! #
• 16:40 @madmohican One down and one to go! #
• 16:42 One down one to go! Buy the second pink shoe rack and get a 1 1/2 month pass to my site! undressjess.com! ping.fm/Vpsv4 #
• 17:19 @TMetzger25 Ha I said once it gets here in the mail silly so you can't cancel it, I have had folks fo that before so I am careful :) #
• 17:23 I am in 3D chat NOW with my awesome members on ping.fm/huklq ! Cum let me reach out and "touch" your weiner! #
• 17:49 @TMetzger25 Oh I wonder if we are in the same chat? Say ummmm "jess makes me want to squirt midgets" and I will see if you are in there:) #
• 18:00 @dreambunny34d It works with wicca magic :) #
• 18:02 Tonight's 3D show was the stuff! I was pretending to be a little virgin getting fucked by daddy;) ping.fm/A4AtK #
• 18:02 @TMetzger25 Thanks dude! #
• 18:02 @TMetzger25 Once the rack gets here I will set you up pronto:) And thanks for helping it really does help a TON! #
• 18:34 Buy me the bookshelf and get a month and a half pass to undressjess.com! ping.fm/3WwUZ #
• 18:50 @strikeking2808 Well thanks lover head! #
• 18:52 LKFAJ: Sometimes I randomly think my animals have died so I yell at them and scare the shit out of them to make sure they haven't. #
• 19:20 twitpic.com/60v7m - This is Tink the love cat trying to escape my overbearing love grasp! #
• 19:29 Um, where can a bitch buy some redbull like this? ping.fm/wDa0W #
• 19:31 @CombatTalon Hehe, thanks:) #
• 19:31 @moron_tx I looove me some Jeb! #
• 19:31 @TMetzger25 Hahaha. I LOVE animals so much I want to squish thier little heads in! #
• 19:33 @ArielRebel bit.ly/11XyPK Try this:) #
• 20:07 The cats not only pissed on my bed canopy but decided to fucking shit on it as well... Cleaning it now. GRRRR! #
• 20:09 twitpic.com/60z24 - This is Jebadiah! We are about to go on a loverly walk! He's mah good boy! #
• 20:12 @SilentTourettes Hahahahaha! #
• 20:13 @ArielRebel Hahaha I guess so! #
• 20:13 @DeadRinga I know I need some booty:( #
• 20:14 @DeadRinga I mean, uhhhhh... #
• 20:15 @TMetzger25 He usually look fluffy but he was shaved recently :) #
• 20:17 @TMetzger25 What kind of dog was he? #
• 20:17 @MrFoss 3 determined cats:( #
• 20:23 @mrmikeydelonge Pshhh will do! #
• 20:44 @TMetzger25 My dog is a Labradoodle! #
• 20:47 @TMetzger25 Jebs coat looks like that when it's longer but like the hair on his face is long too. #
• 20:48 Who got me the second shoe rack! Come collect your loving reward! #
• 20:55 @tedobo Ha well I mean folks like to help out and since they stare into my house all day they SHOULD want it to look nice ;) #
• 21:10 Yay! I found my anal beads! #
• 21:16 Also right ladies and germs quit trying to claim buying the shoe rack I have found the secret lover behind the buy:) #
• 21:35 Lame! I started my period again (well this is good) and I still can't find my diva cup since last month! #
• 21:50 This is probably the sickest shit about "sex toys" I have ever read: ping.fm/U7dC7 #
• 21:55 @ihbonline It took about 3 cycles to get totally used to but even during that time it wasn't that bad. #
• 21:56 @russdogg666 twitpic.com/616cx - Whoo hoo! #
• 21:58 I have the canopy hanging to dry in the bathroom and all 3 cats are standing around drooling on it. WTF!? #
• 22:01 12seconds - Cooking some effing good ramen w/ added CURRY!~!! tiny12.tv/YN5GN #
• 22:02 Are you hungry!? Cause I am! Which means it's RAMEN TIME! tiny12.tv/YN5GN #
• 22:06 @ihbonline Hahah try it drunk? #
• 22:07 @TMetzger25 I know man it is good! #
• 22:13 @charmicharmi Nope but my cousin told me about it. I need to check it out! #
• 22:22 Alright I am going to lay down while these video files are converting to shit I can work with ;) #
• 22:26 @yueqel Hahaha! No they were in a box I was unpacking. #
• 22:28 Be a lamb and buy me a new diva to cork up my hole:) ping.fm/3LEjC #
• 22:33 @aka55 pc #
• 22:33 @russdogg666 I'm hungry for SEX! #
• 22:34 @russdogg666 Eh sure but your hands might get dirty ;) #
• 22:34 @aka55 Nah it's actually a lot LESS messy than rotten tampons and diaper pads! #
• 23:08 @aka55 A GPU is a what? #
• 23:09 @russdogg666 twitpic.com/61acm - That looks like the lips of a vagina! #
• 23:10 @aka55 Ok... And what is that? :) #
• 23:11 My brand new 8gb memory stick for my hd cam is fucking toast. GREAT! #
• 23:14 @russdogg666 Huh? #
• 23:17 12seconds - Waiting for files to convert into the good stuff! tiny12.tv/UI79M #
• 23:18 @russdogg666 twitpic.com/61bys - PETER! #
• 23:18 @aka55 Oh well sortof but I think it will work it just takes fucking forever! #
• 23:19 BTW if you get me the diva cup and help cork up my bleeding love hole I'll give you a month pass to undressjess.com! ping.fm/k8aRL #
• 23:42 Let's hang out and talk about how long these fucking files are taking to convert :) ping.fm/8hYkL #
• 23:55 OMG! You won't believe this but I seriously just add yet ANOTHER spy cam to www.undressjess.com !!! #
• 00:02 @MayankBangia Hahaha! What do you mean do I make money from my website? Undressjess.com is my job. #
• 00:50 Including my justin.tv camera I have fucking 17 spy cams on my site! What choo know about that! ping.fm/fOwHE #
• 00:51 @wrecktify Like in general or live on me in my house? #
• 01:01 @wrecktify Ok in general I seriously have no clue maybe 25? But live as spy cams on my site 17 right now. #
• 01:04 @danadearmond Dude I fucking hate diddy. #
• 01:25 Come hang out with me! ping.fm/GMa2w And cork up my love hole! ping.fm/Y1AJb (Buy the DivaCup!) #
• 01:42 @wrecktify I know! I rule right? #
• 01:48 I need to cork up my love hole:( #jtv justin.tv/clubmix666 #
• 01:48 I am hungry but I already ate dinner. WOT DO I DO!?@! #jtv justin.tv/clubmix666 #
• 02:22 I need to walk Jeb one more time before I head to bed, but I am kindof hungry I wonder if I have something to snap on... #
• 02:25 snap = snack fyi #
• 02:28 12seconds - Live on jtv! Come see me if you want? www.justin.tv/clubmix666 tiny12.tv/PEM3S #
• 02:33 Does anyone have a jtv pro account yet? If so what do you think of it? I might get it. #
• 02:50 Yay! The diva female juice cork is on it's way! Thx moron;) #
• 03:14 12seconds - Walking Jebadiah finally then hitting the hay! 'Til next time... tiny12.tv/EYDRI #
• 03:34 Just took my 6th mugshot! www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/25691 #
• 04:20 Whoot yeah nightvision cam in effect on ping.fm/Ynj9Y :) Nighty! #

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