A day as a pornographer...

• 11:09 Doot doot doooo! Looking up the number for planned parenthood! Diddly dooo dah! Picking up a plan B pill! Dah cha dah! It was a good night! #
• 11:25 Ha what sucks? #
• 11:26 @JaylaStarr Thanks miss lady! #
• 11:27 @LammyL Ha! Jeb and I are due for a nice walk here in a few. He spilled my pancake syrup everywhere last night:( #
• 11:35 @ManaRecords That would rule! #
• 11:36 My vagina is sore from all the sexoring:( #
• 11:40 The UndressJess word of the day is "keen"! Use it in a sentence please! #UJWOTD #
• 11:47 @deege Hahahahaha! My beaver needs some ice I think... #
• 12:01 Adam Groves is the pretty stuff dreams are made of... But I DO miss that old fake Jersey accent:( #
• 12:05 @MatureMomMILF Busta Rhymes rules! #
• 12:11 @MatureMomMILF Ha! You have me trying the tweetadder now;) #
• 12:12 @LammyL Heck yeah I do! Does my grandma count? I bet she'll be the one cleaning it up:) #
• 12:13 @genegeorge Haha! What is #flipthescript ? I want in on this secret!!! #
• 12:36 My naval piercing is infected for the first time in flipping ten years. This irritates me in more than one way. Harharhar! #
• 13:14 @AO34 Thank you! My buddy at www.gimme-website.com designed it for me:) #
• 13:17 @LammyL Awe I pay her though:) And she isn't as old as one might think! #
• 13:55 It's time for a short nap full of doggie love snuggles and then on to lunch! #
• 16:27 OMG! I want every single one of them! minurl.fr/kr3 Gotta catch 'em all! ;) #
• 16:55 @romatim1 Well Pokemon in the form or menstrual cups, yes:) #
• 17:32 @romatim1 They go up in your vag and collect your special juices at that time of the month:) #
• 17:33 @nadyiaGG www.gimme-website.com :) #
• 17:33 @ManaRecords The midwest holmes! #
• 17:38 @romatim1 Nope but you could teach me how:) #
• 17:41 Get more followers:!: cordmarston.com/twitter.php #
• 17:55 I can't find my diva cup! It Jeb ate it yet again and I find out I am blowing up the downtown area. #
• 18:02 @romatim1 www.divacup.com :) My dog tends to find them and chew them up though and I am going to be pissed cause I just got this one. #
• 19:55 @JaylaStarr ;) Hey there sexy momma! #
• 19:55 @romatim1 Nah:) I kind of like it! #
• 20:47 Wierd question... Does anyone have paypal AND epassporte. I want to pay for something w/ pp and could sent you the $ on epass if you pay! #
• 21:26 I ma live in tonights members show and stuff. Just an FYI;) minurl.fr/jpt #
• 21:31 My Daily Twittascope - bit.ly/14F8UO #
• 22:03 Get more followers:!: cordmarston.com/twitter.php #
• 23:26 Just got more followers: is.gd/R5Sq #
• 23:33 I feel like rubbing on the old vahjayjizzle a few more times tonight;) Hit me up if you wanna do so together! minurl.fr/jpz #
• 23:43 twitpic.com/6t5yv - New outfit from the wishlist! Buy me more:) tinyurl.com/kmkb6d #
• 00:02 @DonGoyo29 Thanks dude! I love it too I waited forever for it to go on sale haha! #
• 00:02 @AO34 Thanks! :) #
• 00:03 @romatim1 I like being fucked in the vahjayjay, that's one reason I like being a girl:) #
• 00:03 @yueqel I'm a keen girl! #
• 00:04 @LammyL I can't cause I don't have a bank account to verify my account. I have a account now but it can't send funds:( #
• 00:05 @RevAdamHarris Hahaha! They closed my account once for using it for camshows and I had quite a bit in there. I'll never do that again... #
• 00:09 This really fucking makes me angry and sad. She should fucking be put to death... minurl.fr/krg #
• 00:24 @SAM498 Hey girl! I am adding you:) #
• 00:31 I'm off the walk the Jebinator! Whoot whoot! #
• 01:18 What all would I need to make a Molotov Cocktease costume? #
• 01:24 twitpic.com/6tbzz - Yay for Plan B!!!! #
• 01:26 @SDlopez20 Heck yeah you do! #
• 01:35 @WillieGMyPrez I am looking for the catsuit now... #
• 01:50 @jpmanzan I plan on creating it! #
• 01:58 Come hang out with me and help me find everything I need for Molotov Cocktease costume! minurl.fr/k5t #
• 02:18 @kentuckyprophet I loooove her! #
• 02:19 @Rob_Eternal I think they should suck a dick:) #
• 02:29 @tastytrixie I am a strict carb ONLY diet, this is why I cannot fit into my pants... And I just ate another donut. #
• 02:47 @Zveshi Ha! I finally got this! #
• 03:03 Hahhaha! Marcus called me a "NILF"! I like it! #jtv justin.tv/clubmix666 #
• 03:22 @not3xt Yeah reading that seriously made me ill. #
• 03:22 @cnjartist Would you like to be the Brock Sampson? #
• 03:23 @kyl_e Why is it sad? #
• 03:23 @Misty_Gates I can' #
• 03:24 @Misty_Gates I can't imagine burning to death that is just horrible. #
• 03:25 @todd_wuerdeman Hmmm I dunno what day was that? #
• 03:27 @DonGoyo29 Ha! I looove sales and I am always searching for online coupons and discount codes too! #
• 03:29 @DanQuid Hahaha! You are right it totally sounds like that is what I was doing but no I just want to buy some humaworm:) #
• 04:15 Recommended @TheAndyKaufman to @MrTweet 'Cause I am in love with him.' cli.gs/ggmpJh #
• 04:34 Steve would appreciate this... minurl.fr/krk #
• 05:29 I am super pissed that I still can't find my fucking diva cup and I am pretty sure the dog ate it yet AGAIN. I'm sorry Moron:( #
• 05:38 Recommended @CarlyMayCarnage to @MrTweet 'cause she is really good in bed.' cli.gs/YSqEN4 #
• 05:42 The UndressJess word of the day is "scabbard"! Use it in a sentence please! #UJWOTD #
• 05:55 I am gonna enter this contest by the end of the month so get your voting fingers ready! minurl.fr/krq #
• 05:57 Just took my 15th mugshot! www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/25691 #

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