A day as a pornographer...

• 06:37 I can't believe this... I just found yet ANOTHER 4 leaf clover while walking jeb. 3 in a fucking MONTH! #
• 06:41 twitpic.com/73zbw - Be jealous bitches! :D #
• 07:18 Damn! I forgot how expensive frontline for fleas can be! Bah... I need to go ahead and order it though. #
• 07:22 Where can I buy NICE pasties (for burlesque) in a Jiffy? Somewhere that doesn't require paypal or are like those stupid sticker kinds... #
• 08:26 Where can I buy a decent sized HD tv at somewhat of a discount? Do you recommend any specific brands/anything else you think I should know? #
• 09:12 What do you think of this model? Can you find it cheaper? minurl.fr/liu #
• 11:08 #LKFAJ : I am obsessive compulsive about my appearance. I may end up in the looney bin when I get older bc I try to give myself a face lift. #
• 11:40 My foot itches... Wanna see me scratch it? minurl.fr/k5t #
• 11:42 I know my chicken! You got to know your chicken! #jtv justin.tv/clubmix666 #
• 11:52 Just got more followers: is.gd/R5Sq #
• 13:32 I am updating today w/the hottest pussy play and pillow humping video known to man! I rubbed 1 out while editing this! minurl.fr/jpt #
• 14:49 I am craving the yummy scent of a certain kind of man... #
• 15:13 I am gonna lay down until the grand mammy gets here with todays tacos;) Then back to effing video editing. Kill. Me. #
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• 18:41 Just got more followers: is.gd/R5Sq #
• 19:00 Um, I just spent $250 on weight loss supplements and anti-aging treatments. I'm glad I can write this shit off of my taxes. I have issues. #
• 19:12 Yay! My airbrushed Notorious BIG t-shirt is here! #
• 19:50 Guess who just found her 4rth fucking four leaf clover of the month... That's two just TODAY! #
• 19:54 twitpic.com/75s2m - Seriously this is proof that I fucking rule. #
• 19:57 I just found my 2nd effing "shamrock" today! I am a lucky little Jess! #jtv justin.tv/clubmix666 #
• 21:05 OMG! The ped egg opened and got my dead foot skin like everywhere. GROSS! #
• 21:33 Moe is coming over with wine! My members show is in a half hour so I am sure we will be clowning during the show, so come chill with us! #
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