A day as a pornographer...

• 06:44 FYI= My drunk ass found another four leaf clover this morning again. I must rule like big fucking time. #
• 15:06 I'd like to thank melatonin for my PERFECTand uninterrupted FULL night's worth of reast. YOU RULE! #
• 15:45 I is a weeeeee bit hungover. Please massage my brain for me. K thx. #
• 16:02 I dunno why I thought I would fit into my pants again this morning. But I did. That was some crazy thinking! #
• 16:24 So like I keep getting spammed with crap about how acai berries help people lose weight. And since I believe all spam is the word of god... #
• 17:25 Since I am starting this new weightloss supplement regimen would any of you be interested in knowing what I am using and follow my progress? #
• 17:46 Ok for those of you that want to keep up on my weight loss project, here are my stats: In March I weighed 124 right after I lost my house... #
• 17:47 Last week I went to the doctor and weighed in at 144, which means I have gained 20 fucking pounds and I can't fit into my pants like at all. #
• 17:50 I bought some supplements which are as follows: Acai, SlimQuick (LOVE this stuff), Weight Conscious vitamins with green tea (Walmart brand) #
• 17:52 Nivea Dietary supplement (Come with the cellulite cream and patch program and is pretty much Tonalin but with extra shit added) and... #
• 17:55 ...SlimQuick bottled water packets. Beauty products I am using to upgrade my figure are Nivea "Good-bye Cellulite', Jergens natural glow ... #
• 17:57 ...firming formula. I am 144 lbs right now and my goal is to get down to 120 by July 4rth and to 115 by Aug 1st :) I will keep you updated! #
• 18:04 I am really sleepy for some reason but I need to paint my face for my show tonight! #jtv justin.tv/clubmix666 #
• 19:06 I am live in tonights members show on undressjess.com (I'm wearing my new airbrushed Biggie t-shirt!) #
• 20:14 Come hang out with me on cam and if you want you can get a private show with me! ping.fm/2bxXZ #
• 20:46 Come see this awesome new hot pink and black corset I got on sale! Whooot! ping.fm/2bxXZ #
• 21:44 My Daily Twittascope - bit.ly/14F8UO #
• 22:15 I am updating from my new peek! #
• 22:24 I may go to the bar tonight... That's a big MAYBE. #
• 22:48 I have decided on the bar... I'll do some drunken tweets from my peek, for your pleasure of course. They should get interesting! #
• 23:15 I am not nearly drunk enough for this rowdy ass bar. #
• 23:34 The buzz is finally fucking kicking in. Kimmie says shes a wiener! #
• 00:28 Oh snap... I wish/hope something magical happens to my drunk ass tonight! #
• 01:17 Man! We CANNOT all sleep together! No it is NOT cool. K THX! #
• 02:29 Steve is a HUGE baby! Fuck a duck. #
• 03:39 Wow, drinking with Steve is like a dramatic as hell affair. I am not fond of it. #

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