A day as a pornographer...

• 13:30 Waking up and facing the truth of the day is not my forte, to say the least. #
• 13:52 Blogs on ALL social networking sites should allow for html at this point in the game, dude. Eff you "myyearbook"! #
• 14:51 This is obviously a video but it still makes me wanna wack it... minurl.fr/mvz #
• 15:16 My anus hurts like I had anal sex but I don't remember doing that last night... However I was pretty darn drunk? #
• 15:33 Why am I so totally horny right now? I'd masturbate but I'd rather hop on pop... #
• 16:02 The sun just got bright enough to activate my cool ass rainbow maker! It's like a disco up in here! #
• 16:47 Well I ordered a TV finally. It's a crappy walmart brand but whatev! #
• 17:40 I swear there is never enough time in my day... Or so it seems? #
• 18:33 My show is in less than a half an hour and I like totally not ready. The good news is that I found an undereye cream that actually works... #
• 18:40 I want to visit Seattle again soon but I am NOT going to even ask to stay with my mom soooo like who's letting me stay with them? Hahahaha! #
• 22:20 I am so mad at my body right now I could just fucking stab myself... #
• 22:24 I don't feel like doing anything else tonight. I am being too self-loathing to be productive... #
• 23:16 I am considering going out for a drink. I need to be more social but I'd rather no one see me like this. I'll wear a garbage bag. #
• 23:28 I am going to take the dog on a longish walk and consider whether I am not too vain to go out tonight... #
• 23:58 Alright, I'm going out. Maybe not for long. Who knows? #
• 03:23 I am home and somehow I am stil sober after spending way too much money. #
• 03:48 I'm at fucking taco bell AGAIN! I need an intervention. #
• 04:44 My chin itches and people are gross. People lie, fake personalities and double cross and they are jokes. I am honest. I am real. #
• 04:56 I am off to snuggle and rest! I'll down a bit of apple cider vinegar for my metabolism beforehand though! #

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