A day as a pornographer...

• 14:22 I wish I had more peanut butter for a PBJ since my belly is feeling better today:( #
• 15:20 I just got my antidepressants yesterday and I can't find where I stuck them for the life of me. Can anyone see where they are on a spycam? #
• 15:28 Anti-depressants found! 10 points to Wessley! #
• 15:34 I need some more nails to rehang this stuff that randomly fell off of my wall yesterday... Volunteers to bring 3 nails over? #
• 15:40 I am going to go lay down again... I am a lazy ass. #
• 17:27 I used to work with a stripper that told me her son would play with her old hair pieces and pretend he was cousin in. That kid ruled! #
• 17:51 Where the hell is my other tap shoe when I need it? #
• 20:34 I am doing those crazy privates again at hella cheap prices for the next half hour! ping.fm/2bxXZ #
• 22:10 I need to walk my dog in a minute here... What should I do tonight? #
• 22:59 I am making an attempt to enjoy this hungry feeling I am having right now, but I am failing miserably. #
• 23:26 I am lonely:( And the video that I just made got all fucked when I saved it in windows movie maker and I had to re-edit it:( #
• 00:01 You can't save a video in HD on windows movie maker can you? FUCK A DUCK. #
• 00:17 New video on my shakinit page w/ my new hair! I shot it in 960x720 HD but windows can only save it in 640x480 :( minurl.fr/m5a #
• 05:15 Christmas can never come too early! in 181 days on Wednesday Dec 25, 2009 So send me some love. See my wishlist @ bit.ly/ONvD2 #

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