A day as a pornographer...

• 12:56 So much for that whole, waking up early thing.... #
• 13:55 HALP! I am in uber need of finding the karaoke version of "It's Oh so Quiet" by Bjork for my burlesque audition tonight! Can you find it? #
• 14:56 Will a bluray player run regular dvd's? #
• 14:58 The 1st person that finds me the non-synth karaoke version of Bjork's song "It's Oh So Quiet" gets a week pass to undressjess.com! #
• 16:45 God damnit my phone isn;t working and I need to call for a ride to the auditions. WTF!? #
• 17:33 How do you replace the music on a video you are editing in camtasia? #
• 17:44 Fuck well I may have just worked all day on my audition piece for nothing since my phone refuses to work and I can;t call anyone for a ride. #
• 17:53 Haha! I just IP Relay'd Steve to pick me up for the auditions! #
• 21:42 I am extremely extremely EXTREMELY insecure! #
• 23:50 My tryout was kindof crappy, but I did the best I could with the spread I was given... #
• 05:15 Christmas can never come too early! in 179 days on Wednesday Dec 25, 2009 So send me some love. See my wishlist @ bit.ly/ONvD2 #

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