A day as a pornographer...

• 06:26 I have decided that I am not going to go to sleep "tonight" but instead I am just going to try to stay up all day and correct my schedule. #
• 07:19 Is it weird that whenever my stomach hurts eating a fried egg settles it? Cause it's my little wicca magic spell that I like to use. #
• 08:15 I really really really wish I could roller skate so I could try to join the derby however I am too old to try to learn a new physical skill. #
• 08:18 What should I be for halloween this year? It's not cool to dress like a skank anymore so I better think "covered". #
• 10:05 HOT! minurl.fr/vyo And I will glady agree! :) #
• 10:16 I'm awake and all but I am not getting anything done really for the fact that I feel like vomiting. More My So-Called Life? Um yes. #
• 11:19 I can't flipping wait to get Grey Gardens in the mail so I can make my grandma watch it! We are the poor version ourselves:) #
• 12:36 God damn it. Of course I would get sleepy at noon. OF COURSE! I should have known I wouldn't have made it through the day. #
• 16:44 I'm back up and considering ordering a pizza. I is hungry! #
• 16:56 Yay! I ordered pizza now who wants to c ome over and help me eat it and watch another episode of My So-Called Life? #
• 17:16 Fuck! I'm out of bottled water and I fucking forgot to order something to drink with my pizza! Lame. #
• 17:20 Hahaha! I totally made the pizza guy studder! That's always a nice feeling, to know I still got it! :) #
• 18:30 Um! I'm obsessed with flappers. It comes and goes, of course. WANT! ping.fm/Oirvn WHY? ping.fm/7hOGk #
• 19:17 I only have two more episodes of My So-Called Life to obsess over... Then I can you know do what the hell I am supposed to be doing. #
• 19:53 It smells like something is on fire and if my new neighbors caught my house on fire I am going to kill them. #
• 20:34 I went down to the mother fucking coke machine to get some water because I am dying of thirst and they only had fucking pop. #
• 01:30 Bruce saved my life by bringing me a big jug of water though I suspect he filled it up with tap water to trick me. Oh well! I drank it! #
• 04:01 Who can bring me more alcohol? #
• 04:06 Steve hurt me pretty bad. I hate life. #
• 04:19 Would anyone like to to fuck? I a m like SUPER horny! #

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