A day as a pornographer...

• 13:31 FUCK YOU UPS! JUST FUCKING LEAVE THE GOD DAMNED PACKAGE!!!!!! #
• 13:42 I need this store to be in town! minurl.fr/wax #
• 13:48 I ordered a garden pizza for me and Jebbie Dog Man. Want a piece? :) #
• 13:50 Can you still buy poleroid film anywhere? I NEED SOME BEFORE IT'S TOOO LATE! #
• 13:55 What website has the skinny on the free streaming movies these days? I wanna watch a little something while I eat my pizza! #
• 14:09 Hahaha! Guess what movie I am going to watch while eating my pizza? &qu ot;Bring It On: Fight to the Finish!" I looooove stupid movies! #
• 14:37 Bring it back!!!! Poleriod film, FOREVER! minurl.fr/wb2 #
• 15:10 I am going to call and ask some Qs about beauty school, maybe I can go back in Nov or Dec? We'll see... I'll let you know what I find out. #
• 15:27 Whoot! I have an appointment to enroll back into beauty school, although my grandma is strongly against it and that pisses me off. #
• 19:08 My cipher keep rolling like a rolling stone... minurl.fr/vqc #
• 19:12 I lo ok like Sally Field's version of "Sybil" right now... Come look! minurl.fr/vqc #
• 19:37 I can't believe I ACTUALLY caught a DAMN cold. I mean shit I have stuff other than snotting and coughing to be doing! minurl.fr/vqc #
• 19:40 Just took my 45th mugshot! www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/25691 #
• 20:06 God I actually have a serious fever now. GREAT! Anyways time for tonight's members show on undressjess.com ! #
• 23:16 I went and had a few beers after going to the co-op. I'm pretty stoked that I know that place is so n ear to me now that I have been there. #
• 23:36 It smells like a fucking bathtub fart in here. I wish I had more booze but like here at my house and not at a fucking bar. #
• 03:57 Dude, being sick is totally lame. I would cut off the tip of my left pinky to never be sick again... even probably the whole pinky. #
• 04:25 I need to start getting like a ton of white shirts and black pants if I plan on going back to beauty school at the end of October... #
• 05:11 I just took some Tylenol. I really hope it helps me get back to sleep or I am going to miss the stupid UPS man again in the damned morning! #

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