A day as a pornographer...

• 10:12 How is it that I sleep much more soundly AFTER my alarm goes off and alerts me that it's time to wake the hell up? #
• 10:48 The hottest dude that I have the secretest crush on is outside of my window right now and I am salivating. #
• 10:51 Good he left. I can do my elliptical now without worrying about him seeing me make an ass out of myself with my out of shape behind! #
• 11:20 What musical is this lyric from? "Let me entertain you! Let me make you smile!" Answer in the next 3 minutes and win a week pass to my site! #
• 11:24 Time is up! That was so easy too! It was "Gypsy" the musical! #
• 13:20 Time to warm up those yummy Chinese left overs from yesterday! I'll be adding my own touches as well (I.e. curry and cock sauce)! #
• 13:51 I'm nerding out and watching the special features in my Twin Peaks Gold Box. I'm like dying. I love you, Kyle MacLachlan! #
• 14:25 Check out how funny the SNL Twin Peaks sketch was! 1990! ping.fm/ylDyL #
• 14:44 AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I want to move back to Washington! Except somewhere outside of the city though... #
• 15:45 Damn it! Patsy isn't even taking me to run errands and get my money orders f or Etsy today and I told the internet company I was leaving. #
• 15:53 Is gmail not fucking loading for anyone else or is it just me? #
• 15:59 I always seem to want to take a little nap by this time of the day and it's lame and unproductive of me to feel this way. Gah! #
• 16:36 SAMPLES! Get your sexy samples here! Free samples of my ghetto booty! minurl.fr/qn8 #
• 21:15 I might drink my last theraflu simply because I have such a massive headache and I am out of tylonol. Booo! #
• 21:52 In ten minutes I am starting my 3D members chat/show on undressjess.com! (Yes I found it!) minurl.fr/jpt #
• 22:00 I'm naked in my 3D members chat/show on my site right now! Are you there with me? You better be watching! minurl.fr/jpt #
• 23:02 I had totally missed how fun that dang 3D cam is! The homies and I had a good time tonight! Now for some private shows! minurl.fr/vqc #
• 23:27 Just took my 47th mugshot! minurl.fr/nj4 #
• 23:30 Someone come hang out with me! It's a boring night:( minurl.fr/vqc #
• 23:57 Woah! I am getting like WAY unexpectedly tired all of a sudden! I hope I can make it through another 15 mins of eliptical tonight! #
• 01:09 I did the elliptical but not a workout dvd so instead I walked an extra two blocks, so that's 30mins elliptical and 11 blocks walked today! #
• 01:50 I have to go to sleep now so I can get up in the morning and run all of my errands. I mean its not like I am doing anything anyways! Nighty! #

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