A day as a pornographer...

• 07:44 I want to go back to highshool! Hahaha this is hilarious! minurl.fr/y2k #
• 08:21 I'm hunrgy for something but I don't want to eat this early:( I wish I had more peaches! #
• 08:37 LKFAJ: My favorite season is the Fall! I can't wait until it's here full on! #
• 08:46 This is so weird, but I am craving CHOCOLATE. I usually don't even like it yet I want it now in the worst kind of way! minurl.fr/y38 #
• 09:11 My computer is taking longer than normal to defragment today:( Sucks cause I wanna log on to Digsby without freezing the whole system. #
• 09:23 Whoot whoot! I hired someone to properly set up my affiliate account! (It's there and the sign ups work but it will be a lot better soon!) #
• 09:52 My appointment to enroll back into beauty school is tomorrow and I am having second thoughts about leaving my dog at home alone all day... #
• 11:34 I love me some furry faced men! Beards that is! Facial GOLD! #
• 12:44 My ass is straight up KILLING ME. I need a cushion for this chair STAT! minurl.fr/l1g #
• 13:03 If I seriously could afford to blow money on this I would: minurl.fr/y4e #
• 14:09 I finally put up that damn picture that I have have been putting off hanging for months... minurl.fr/y4o #
• 18:31 Dang my cough is back and totally kicking my ass. The good news is that I got the Hannah Montana movie today! Yay! #
• 18:58 I'm watching the Hannah Montana movie and I forgot what I really got on the computer to do. I do that often. #
• 20:23 I'm about to take Jeb for a walk anf then I'll be back to start tonight's BATH TIME members show on undressjess.com! minurl.fr/jpt #
• 20:47 In 15 mins the Bath Time Show will begin! Oh, and I brought beer! minurl.fr/jpt Come watch me get wet and um... WILD! #
• 20:59 Oh snap! I am getting in the bathtub as we speakl I have a new razor and everything so you guys are in for some fun! minurl.fr/jpt #
• 22:11 So you want to know why I am so dang flexible? Because when I was a little fat kid I thought stretching was actually like... working out. #
• 00:04 Doing the elliptical for the measly 15 minutes sucks so bad tonight I actually shed a tear for getting fat in the first place. #
• 00:13 I wa nted to go out to a bar tonight but I seem to be failing at accomplishing that goal. #
• 03:29 I went to IHOP:( I might as well face it. I'm addicted to food. #

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