A day as a pornographer...

• 12:56 OMG! Sale on the denim at Urban Outfitters! All Jeans are $39! minurl.fr/ya9 If I could just stay away from IHOP and fit in them... #
• 13:09 God fucking damn it! I forgot my mom was going to be coming in town today from the great northwest. Fuck a duck... #
• 13:18 I purchased some Dexatrim Max yesterday and took some upon waking this morning. I hope this gives me the kick I need... (I suck at dieting) #
• 13:36 What is the biggest box of crayons that has the most colors that crayola sells now? I'm in the mood to take up my coloring book habit again. #
• 15:32 If a parasite is simply an organism that NEEDS another to survive, then I think abortion clinics should just advertise parasite removal! #
• 16:00 I found a new house to move into! minurl.fr/yax Do you like it? #
• 16:54 By George, I've got it! I'm gonna be Hannah Montana for Halloween! #
• 17:11 Buy me the Hannah Montana costume off of my wish list for Halloween! ping.fm/3DRX4 #
• 18:12 Ha this looks like my head stuck on the top of a top heavy slut puppy! That's exciting! minurl.fr/ybd #
• 18 :33 Oh snaps! This banana curry soup is insane good! I need ot make MORE next time! Yay, for cooking something that wasn't in a box! #
• 19:04 I coughed and my cat got scared and jumped 2 ft up and 3 ft over onto my lap and scratched the living shit out of me. It was funny as hell. #
• 19:38 Some stupid ugly cunt just blocked me from her fb account because I tried to add her but I don't play "mafia wars" and thus I'm not addable. #
• 19:52 Buy me Hannah Montana costume pieces and i'll comp you passes to undressjess.com! The higher the gift $ the > the pass! minurl.fr/kdm #
• 21:03 Pshhhh! My ASS i f ""Sophie Dee" is 5'4" and 120lbs. Um more like 150lbs with an ass and thighs like that... minurl.fr/ybk #
• 21:09 Attention members of undressjess.com please read my most recent members only blog entry! Thank you! :) #
• 21:18 Oh dear god. My mother wants to go to thong thursday at fast eddies. Please shoot me in the foot. NOW. #
• 02:38 So I went out tonight and avoided Fast Eddy's but uhhhh I'm in love with Kyle MacLachlan! #

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