A day as a pornographer...

• 06:55 Just took my 49th mugshot! www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/25691 #
• 07:44 I'm going to bed now finally (I promise) but I'll leave this on just for funzies! (Broadcasting live at ustre.am/137A) #
• 10:42 I just had a "midnight" snack with my new hot sauce and WOW my mouth is on fire! That was yummy as hell! Go get some! minurl.fr/zcb #
• 11:00 Recommended @bellabellini to @MrTweet 'She has a really cute butt and is a fierce business lady! Beat that!' bit.ly/jQFUN #
• 11:02 Recommended @KessaLynn to @MrTweet 'We discuss awesome stuff like about losers and diet pills. Weeeeeee!' bit.ly/4rFXDw #
• 15:46 People please don't invite me to be in your mafia family on myspace, facebook or twitter. These emails clutter up my inbox and I don't play. #
• 16:20 Can you pay a merchant through paypal without actually having a paypal account now? Like through using a visa to pay? #
• 17:06 I have a BUNCH of packages to open from my wishlist today! Yay! (I hope doing this will cure my massive headache!) #
• 17:44 I really want a stripper pole but I have no effing clue where I w ould even put it in this tiny apartment:( I miss my old place! #
• 18:27 I commented on a YouTube video -- True porn is free if you want faceless erotica that you have no real con... bit.ly/1DwSC7 #
• 18:41 What was the first single Jennifer Lopez released? That was the one HUGE influence on me livin with cams. In the video she was doing that! #
• 19:35 I totally masturbate to Yoga for Indie Rockers. "Chaos" IZ TEH HAWT! #
• 19:39 Here it is! My inspiration that started it all! minurl.fr/zek #
• 20: 03 Do you guys like widescreen? Like if I made all of my side videos in 16:9 HD would that be appealing with all the extra space on the sides? #
• 20:07 In my opinion for porn: 1440x1080 > 1280x720 or 1920 × 1080 cause you would be able to see more closer up to the star and not dead space! #
• 20:13 In this video there is dead space bc she has to back up for you to see! minurl.fr/zel You get 2 see closer here! minurl.fr/zem #
• 20:26 Is it against the rules to post nude photos on twitpic? I don't want my account closed! #
• 20:46 sexypeek.co m/2jy - My titties have gotten HUGE! #
• 20:55 sexypeek.com/2jz - You better enjoy them now cause they won't be jiggling around on my chest forever! #
• 21:29 Wanna see a teaser of my wet naked ass? YES YOU DO! minurl.fr/m5a Go check out the new video on my shakinit page NOW! #
• 23:07 My stomach feels funny:( So I might go out for a beer. That is a splendid idea! #
• 00:08 WTF!?! My mom just sent fucking the shittiest pictures of me ever to fucking like everyone on the planet. I swear to fucking Christ!!!!!!! #< /li>
• 05:35 Stories told are not nonfictions expianced, at least not here. Failures lived are usually not actual but ideas that were lived out in vain. #

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