A day as a pornographer...

• 14:05 I'm up and cooking breakfast/lunch and I have a therapist appointment in 2 hrs. I hate leaving my house before 8pm! #
• 14:25 This ring is super pretty... minurl.fr/10jz #
• 14:28 Wha the hell is "steampunk"? I keep seeing it as a lable everywhere! Is it the cool new thing? #
• 14:35 WANT! minurl.fr/10k1 Maybe steampunk insn't THE new thing, but I sure wouldn't mind it being MY new thing! :) #
• 14:37 "Steampunk" image 2 of the day! minurl.fr/10k2 #
• 14:45 I commented on a YouTube video -- That's sort of a personal question yeah? Also it's like 15.95 per month... bit.ly/1DwSC7 #
• 15:00 Steampunk image #2! minurl.fr/10k6 #
• 17:47 WTF I totally got the wrong money order. Where can you cash a western union money order and can you cash your own? #
• 18:07 I totally got some new "weave hair" today. It's shorter, red and curly. I can only go so long without having devil hair. #
• 18:31 I love how people assume if you see a mental health professional then things in your life must just be horrendous and unbearable. #
• 19:09 I am gonna pee, lay down for a second and snuggle my dog, walk him and then edit a new video for my shakinit page and THEN do my 3D show! #
• 19:26 Awesome! I finally figured out how to get the HD videos I took of the burlesque show the other day to import onto my damned pc. Go me! #
• 20:39 I don't mean to sound like a dick but I really wish my neighbor would close his fucking INSIDE door because his dog starts shit with mine. #
• 20:47 Ok so I am looking at the videos I took the other day and my computer says they are 1440 x 1080 but I thought that was like the square HD? #
• 21:38 Shouldn't 640x480 be the same ratio as 1440x1080? So why is this 1440x1080 video showing in wide screen and not the typical standard shape? #
• 22:16 15 minutes in on my 3D show and people are being so impossibly rude (on camz) I am about to say fuck it and turn my fucking computer off! #
• 22:25 Ok I think all of the jerks have pretty much been kicked out now so I can be free to enjoy my 3D vagina now! minurl.fr/jpt #
• 22:57 Fucking camz just fried my nerves. Can't they keep the fucking assholes out of chat? How the hell do they get there anyways? #
• 23:15 I am go ing to hook my rude cams back up in a second here... I am just trying to take it easy and get my nerves settled back down. #
• 23:24 I'm pretty hungry but I am not sure what I should eat... Suggestions? #
• 00:19 I just ate some yummy noodles! I am in a MUCH better mood now and I guess I'll go mess with setting those rude cams back up now:) #
• 00:41 I'm getting really tired for some damn reason. I must be getting old... I'm an old cat lady. #
• 01:30 Damn it! I am trying to get my night vision spy cam back up and then get all of the rude cams runnng but my damn hp laptop is acting a fool! #
• 01:42 SHIT! I FINALLY got thos damned spy cams working on that HP laptop. I was gonna go to bed now, but it seems I have gotten a second wind. #
• 02:09 Ok I must be out of it. I keep mistyping and misspelling everything I "tweet"/update. I better walk Jeb soon and get the hell to sleep. #
• 03:20 What are lights that put designs on your walls usually called? Like this... minurl.fr/10lc I'm trying to find some for my house! #
• 03:58 I get a ton of gifts of a sexy nature in the mail on a weekly basis. It would rule if I got more goofy/gag gifts tho! minurl.fr/wxf #
• 04:50 I commented on a YouTube video -- Haha do you have to put "Alt Porn Star" before all of your new videos? ... bit.ly/u5jvg #
• 04:50 I subscribed to MissChievous's channel on YouTube bit.ly/GnmaS #
• 05:15 I favorited a YouTube video -- Mustache Fashion! bit.ly/1Ih6fc #
• 05:20 I favorited a YouTube video -- Stupid Popcorn - TheRealParis bit.ly/U4Gyj #
• 05:21 I favorited a YouTube video -- White People Can't Dance - Superstar Grills and Mr Freeze bit.ly/BNIHZ #

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