A day as a pornographer...

• 15:59 I hate when I first wake up and people want to call and give me a list of shit to do when I am not even fucking all the way awake yet. #
• 16:01 BTW homeies, my teaser from that hot shakinit video I made is up now... Go peep that shit! minurl.fr/m5a #
• 16:17 My direct deposit today was um one 6th of what it was really supposed to be as well. I think I should just go back to bed. Fuck this shit. #
• 16:26 Hey Twitter peeps! Please don't send me a DM asking me a question if you are just going to unfollow me afterward. I can't message you back! #
• 16:42 My direct deposit has been fixed! Yay for quick service! #
• 18:04 OMG! I have the cramps. I need to wet my hair down so it will dry and I can FINALLY glue in my new weave. #
• 18:30 This is my new Jam for the upcoming Christmas season... minurl.fr/12px #
• 18:34 Find me a good cheap printer/scanner on amazon and link it to me please. I need this BAD. #
• 18:36 I'm gonna jump in the bath and wash down my hair again to put in my extensions... I have um basically 4 and a half hours to get this done! #
• 18:53 Just an FYI to the home skillets... I'm getting in the b ath now if you wanna watch me on spy cam! minurl.fr/jpt #
• 19:17 Oh snap Heroes is on. I am so over this show considering they have never lived up to the first season yet here I am... #
• 19:20 Should sexy stuff look like it hurts? NO! Then why do sites like this exist? minurl.fr/12q5 Ouch! #
• 19:29 Oh snap! The girl from Californication is on Heroes now! (She get's on my last damned nerve...) minurl.fr/12q7 #
• 19:37 What celebrity do you think had the biggest influence on your personality in your formative years? Mine was Jenny McCarthy, fo sh o! #
• 19:41 Claire Bennet has a hot ass. Has she always been so hot? I think I might be sexually frustrated at this point... #
• 20:13 Hey I updated my clips4sale store to include my latest video updates on undressjess.com AND on my shakinit page! minurl.fr/ouu LOOK! #
• 21:08 Who is your favorite Heroes character? Mine is dead... It was Nikki/Jessica. But my second is Hiro! #
• 21:09 Yo, undressjess.com-sters! Go read my members only blog now plz:) And enjoy the view of me gluing hair to my head! #
• 23:47 Man! I wish someone would pi ck up a pack of beer and head over. I want some human interaction and I don't want to go down to the bar. #
• 00:37 Walking to the bar. Why? I need PEOPLE, damn it! #

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