A day as a pornographer...

• 11:32 I lot of people I know have or are getting marrind lately. It almost makes me want to plan a wedding for fun! #
• 11:39 My internet was ALL fuckered up last night do I am going to have to reset most of my spy cams. Did anyone else have issues with Insight ... #
• 14:52 Bah! I hate running errands. I wish I had loyal minions to do this bullshit for me. #
• 17:38 I made my grandma take me to the mall to get new jeans. It made me realize how boring I have become when I bought them from American Eagle. #
• 17:50 This bitch is the HOTNESS. bit.ly/bwqAl #
• 18:18 Yo undressjess.comers/members please read my blog I just posted. Thank you! #
• 19:03 Oh snap! Since I have the night off, I'm gonna get snuggly with the Jebbie dog and watch the amazing "So You Think You Can Dance"! #
• 21:25 Damn it, I fucking want cable. What the fuck is this bullshit? #
• 22:09 Man! I thought Moe was gonna come over tonight:( Now I am sad cause she hasn't called me back. #
• 22:15 OMG! Someone wrapped a fucking cat and duck tape and left it to die! www.minu.me/13jm #
• 23:30 My ass looks so good in these jeans that I am going out to get some compliments from drunken hoosiers. I do this to boost my self esteem! #
• 03:37 I am fucking sexy when I want to be! www.minu.me/qn8 #
• 04:08 If you have my # call it cause I lost it. Otherwise I have a sudden urge to move to Georgia! #
• 04:21 I don't fucking like you. Why do I spend my awesome human essence calling you and wasting my fucking precious time? #
• 04:24 I broke my new cellphone over throwing it because you are a stupid ass. I want to kill myself for fucking you in the first place. Fuck me! #

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