A day as a pornographer...

• 14:52 I fucking hate "follow friday" on twitter. It fills up my reply page and I can't see my ACTUAL replies because of this. #
• 15:08 Did you know that October is my favorite month and that orange is one of my favorite colors? Well it's true! #
• 15:18 I need to re-fry my chinese leftovers from yesterday and open up these new gifts so I can get out to run some errands before it's too late! #
• 15:37 Friends! Awe... So cute! minu.me/14rb #
• 15:55 #FF @marchorowitz He's from my home town and is very smooth with the ladies! tinyurl.com/4m4g 8f That's my high school! #
• 15:56 What is googlewave and why is everyone talking about it? I "googled" it and only found an 1 1/2 video (about it) I couldn't sit through... #
• 17:35 My grandma gets on my fucking nerves. I DO NOT CARE what your fucking opionions are. Shut the fuck up. #
• 18:07 Oh dear, I just realized my show is in an hour for my site. I thought it was at 8pm! I better go get ready... #
• 18:57 Alright guys! I'm about to enter my Truth or Dare Trivia Member Chat on undressjess.com in like 2 seconds! minu.me/jpt #
• 20:04 Hey guys! I know a bunch of you have been asking when I do private camshows. Well I am now! minu.me/vqc And it's happy hour! #
• 20:25 I'm doing private shows tonight! No need to schedule an appointment like you usually do! Come on down! minu.me/vqc #
• 20:50 You have about 12 more minutes to get a half off private show from me without having an appointment! minu.me/vqc #
• 21:02 Time is up! No more privates until Sunday! Weeeeee! See you homies then, unless of course you're a member of my site, then you see me 24/7! #
• 21:16 Oh snap! I fo rgot I haven't opened any of my gifts yet! I am gonna walk the dog and then get down to the REAL nitty gritty! #
• 23:43 I'm going to the bar now! I swear I will be up for the damn cable man to hook up my new cable tomorrow... #
• 03:28 When girls try to kiss me out of desperation I cry because it reminds me of myself once upon a time. #

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