A day as a pornographer...

• 13:07 Today you are able to turn a very sobering situation into one ... More for Aquarius bit.ly/4xqv1p #
• 15:38 God damnit! Is it going to stop raining soon? I really wanted to go to the Fall Festival today as today is the only day I can go! #
• 15:51 What's up with only getting two servings of cereal out a whole entire box? That's total bullshit! #
• 16:15 I just got some nutty ass call from someone that said that they don't have HPV and they asked for me to stop telling people she did. UM? #
• 16:54 You'd think people would learn from being the non-stop source of gossip and always #
• 16:55 Bah! The situation is settled. It was really just a miscommunication and those always suck big time. #
• 17:14 Even though it's raining, is the Fall Festival still open and does anyone want to go with me? #
• 18:08 %30 off of outerwear at urbanoutfitters.com! So I bought that jacket I have been wanting:) minu.me/15yx #
• 18:31 Hey members of undressjess.com please go read my newest blog entry in the members area! K thx! minu.me/jpt #
• 18:51 I am going to go walk Jeb and then get ready/dressed to go to the Fall Festival! I'm bringing at least $50 and I am going to eat everything! #
• 19:50 WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!? There's only two hours left of the Fall Festival! WTF!? #
• 23:24 @ the Fall Festival I had sweet potato fries, choco cheese cake on a stick, gumbo, shrimp creole, fried mac&cheese, beer and a candy apple! #
• 23:45 I added my wii and wii fit stuff to my wishlist! I really want that Jenny McCarthy game! minu.me/15z9 She's my hero:) #
• 00:16 OMG! I flipping would LOVE and LUST a steel dildo! minu.me/15zb #
• 00:37 Why does it smell like yummy toast in here and why am I craving some type of pasta or something when I stuffed myself at the Fall Festival? #
• 01:20 I am so fucking furious at my house right now, I want to take it outside and fight it. Oh and I am making that pasta... #
• 01:26 minu.me/15ze Idiot. #
• 01:40 I saw my choir teacher from high school out at the festival tonight holding hands with his boyfriend. I smiled. They fled with a quickness! #
• 02:40 Classy as hell. minu.me/15zm #
• < em>02:50 How the fuck is this guy real? minu.me/15zp I ask that but seriously have of the folks where I live act like this... #
• 04:11 Finally I have found someone that loves scarves as much as I do! minu.me/1651 #
• 04:11 I really need to start washing my face before bed and quit sleeping in my make-up. I'm lazy! #
• 04:11 Finally I have found someone that loves scarves as much as I do! minu.me/1651 #
• 04:11 I really need to start washing my face before bed and quit sleeping in my make-up. I'm lazy! #
• 04:19 I bought a candied apple from the festival home tonight. How do you eat a thing like that? Like I shouldn't bite into it should I? #
• 04:22 I got a surprise for one of my favorite friends earlier tonight! I can't wait until she get's it! It could be YOU! SURPRISE! #
• 04:35 I'm being lame answering questions on okcupid.com, why? Because I am lonely:( minu.me/10d6 #
• 04:43 I'm fucking beat! I didn't take my adderal today. I like to take breaks from it sometimes. I'm walking the dog and hitting the sack! Nighty! #
• 05:10 1 of my cats was just up on my new HDTV when I cam bac k in from walking Jeb and she almost fucking knocked it over. I'd fucking kill her. #
• 05:24 "How are you most likely to show your partner you care?" okcupid.com/z/di #okcupid #
• 05:51 The idiot of the male species strikes again! minu.me/u7n #

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