A day as a pornographer...

• 06:10 Hurry the fuck up computer and restart so I can reset my living roomish area spy cams and go the fuck to sleep! I'm flipping dying here! #
• 06:19 Ahhh, satisfaction! Now I can REALLY and FINALLY go the hell to bed. See you home skillets in the morning time! #
• 11:46 I'm awake, but only to catch that damned UPS man when he brings my package today... Oh wait they don't even deliver today do they? #
• 12:11 I wish I would have had this dress for prom back in the day! minu.me/16fq #
• 12:54 You have the power of vision today and shouldn't allow anyone ... More for Aquarius bit.ly/4xqv1p #
• 15:38 How do I scan in multiple pages to make ONE pdf file or combine various pdf files to make just one? #
• 15:41 Never mind about the scanner question! I figured it out:) #
• 15:43 Wait no wtf that failed. How do I make a multi page pdf file? #
• 16:48 I found a free program to combine pdf files or separate them super easy! minu.me/16g3 So yeah, problem solved. #
• 18:25 I have a ton of shit I should probably be doing today, but instead I am watching VH1 and giving myself skin treatments... Go me! #
• 19:04 I'm making curried broccoli and tofu fried rice with eggs! Who wants some? #
• 19:13 Dude, Higher Learning is on! I was so not allowed to watch this when I was little but I snuck and watched is anyways! #
• 19:15 I never really knew what an all star of a cast Higher Learning has! I hope Mo decides to come over later we need to catch up totally! #
• 20:56 No one panic, but I am feeling a little depressed and cornered. (If that makes sense to you.) Don't read into it though, I'll be fine. #
• 21:27 You undressjess dot com-ers! Go read my members only blog! I have some new stuff coming! ;) #
• 22:37 I just tried on dozens of outifts and I hate the way I look tonight... So much for going out. My eyeshadow looks flipping amazing though:( #
• 23:29 Even though I am not going out now because I am poo on a stick I am still excited about that fact that it's time to get out my crazy win ... #
• 00:07 I am really really REALLY tired no for some reason and HUNGRY! Not in the mood for anymore chinese though until tomorrow. Ice cream & TV? #
• 01:24 OMG! Who is going to see Micheal Jackson's "This Is It" at the end of this month!?!!? #
• 02:31 Christmas can never come too early! in 75.0416666667 days on Friday Dec 25, 2009 So send me some love! See my Amazon Wish List @ http:// ... #
• 02:36 Dude, I never realize how weird "PeeWee's Playhouse" really was until now! WTF is with those clown with his bike? I'd beat them up. #
• 02:41 How do these random ass bitches like other web models and VH1 reality show rejects get jobs modeling in phone sex/date line commercials? #
• 03:28 I LOVE cool weather stuff like hats, scarves, gloves, mittens, ear MUFFS! Time to break out the snuggy! YAY! #
• 03:58 What fetishes would you guys like me 2 feature in my upcoming videos or m embers shows? I am considering making Thursday fetish night! Ideas? #
• 04:39 Get Jeb a DOG SNUGGIE so he can match his stylish Mommuh! minu.me/16gz #
• 04:58 OMG! I found the winter coat I want! Ha too bad I can't get it for like over a month:( minu.me/16h1 #
• 05:30 I put that grean coat from urbanoutfitters on my wishlist along with some other winter stuff! minu.me/r11 Love me warmly? :) PLZ!? #

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