A day as a pornographer...

• 09:58 I love that people are pissed that I haven't updated my site for a week cause I am in the hospital recovering from a fucking stroke. Cool. #
• 10:36 Why am I awake this early? Oh yeah, cause I was hoping to go home now :( Stupid hospital! #
• 12:03 Haha, I just asked the doctor if I could still smoke weed. He said yes. :) #
• 14:27 Others may see you as larger than life today as the Moon joins... More for Aquarius bit.ly/4xqv1p #
• 16:36 I'm home! How exciting is that? Now I just have to figure out my life again:( #
• 17:44 I think I am going to color my hair blonge now, for fun I guess. Might as well primp since I can't um READ. #
• 17:46 ...This will probably take two days to get it as blonde as I want it. Wish me luck! #
• 17:50 I want to have a red-ish blonde hair color. I have to remove my current hair color though first, and that is a total bitch. #
• 22:41 I want a pumpkin ice cream cone, pumpkin pie or a pumpkin donut right now for some reason! #
• 23:24 I have sort of a stutter now sometimes cause I can't figure out what I am wanting to say. It's a little embarrassing :( #
• 23:56 Would this computer run the new (newer) Sims 3? ping.fm/CH11A #
• 00:44 I'm about to walk Jebbie dog for the last time tonight and then I'll be back to sleep in my bed for the first time in over a week! Weeee! #
• 01:29 Hahaha! My cats are sleeping on my grandma and she is totally asleep and doesn't know that they are laying with them. HE HATE CATS! Whanny! #

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