A day as a pornographer...

• 11:15 It's challenging for you because you have so much positive ene... More for Aquarius bit.ly/4xqv1p #
• 13:13 I need a new coat but I am scared to spend money right now:( ping.fm/BtmSt #
• 14:27 My reading is super show this morning (from the stroke) so please dont be offended if I dont reply to your emails or messages right away! #
• 14:29 Damnit I mest up up my status message again! He's one more try... #
• 14:30 My reading is super SLOW this morning (from the stroke) so please don't be offended if I don't reply to your emails or messages right away! #
• 14:44 I havent got to masturbate for over a entire week since I havent had any damn time alone since I've been ill. My vagina is going to explode! #
• 21:02 I seriously can't wait to masturbate in bed tonight! I'M ALL ALONE! :D #
• 21:22 I love that this porn exists. It's how I pay my rent! ping.fm/oHZmj (jay slash kay!) #
• 21:39 I'm going to do masturbate my awesome vagina and then start my hair coloring process! Yay! #
• 21:50 This guy says I should die since I am recovering quickly from my stroke and is accusing me for making it up to make $! ping.fm/ASsRP #
• 22:19 I always wanted a bean back chair! But where would I even but it? minu.me/1987 #
• 00:13 I removed the red color and now my hair looks crazy, orange and uneven. I'll apply the new dark honey blond dye tomorrow after my hair drys! #
• 00:15 I meant "dries"! Sorry homies:) #
• 00:37 Damn! I forgot I have 2 appointments tomorrow at 2pm... Blood test and speech therapy. I think I have to go ahead and color my hair tonight! #
• 01:03 More ass headed-ness on my bl og! Check out "soda's" comment... ping.fm/ZV2eR #
• 03:11 I'm coloring my hair as we speak! I'll have some yummy golden Mariah Carey looking hair in 30 minutes! #
• 03:46 Um, my hair doesn't seem like it's processing like AR ALL. I think I fucked something up:( #
• 04:03 Ok I put some heat on it and the color came out splendidly! Now I can rinse, watch the rest of this Rosanne episode, and go to sleep! #
• 04:03 I'll put the weave in tomorrow after all of my appointments!!! How exciting... I'll post a pic once I am all done. #

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