A day as a pornographer...

• 11:52 I feel really shitty today already. My head is KILLING me again! You probably don't realize how scary this is for a recent stroke victim! #
• 17:30 Is Barbie making a comeback? If so, YAY! And "yay" to Kelly, Stacie and Skipper too! #
• 18:05 I need 2 rewrite my weekly 2 do list in a little while but since I am only doing 3 members shows this week instead of 7 I can do it later! #
• 21:32 OMG! ALL OF THESE COSTUMES ARE %50 OFF! NOW! Like it only shows the sail price in the cart! minu.me/19w6 Want to get me some? :) #
• 22:36 Um, I need one of these... minu.me/19w8 Hahaha! #
• 23:02 Oh I forgot to get you guys how my blood was today! It was slightly thing but still in the "healthy" range! Probably due to drinking on Sat! #
• 23:50 Did you know how much of a witchy woman I am? Well then you just learned something now didn't you? :) #
• 01:40 Seriously just figuring out my new weekly "to-do" list and then typing it out took up ALL of THE REST of my brain power:( #
• 02:02 Architecture In Helsinki is super good for commercials! minu.me/19wi #
• 02:06 Is it possible that my stroke could have shocked my brain into making me totally happy? I all of a sudden feel VERY optimistic... #
• 03:01 Time to put out the magical candles, walk the dog again, apply self tanner, give myself an anti-aging facial and THEN call it a night! #
• 03:14 Skipping the tanner... Too tired! Go look at the full moon if you live near me. There is a huge sexy orange ring around it! #
• 03:20 Just took my 57th mugshot! www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/25691 #

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