A day as a pornographer...

• 12:34 I did something dumb last night. I accidentally took a $100 bill to the bar with me & never even noticed until I saw my change later on! #
• 13:34 I'm getting ready to go get my blood tested in a few... Wish me luck! #
• 14:36 Whoo hoo! I got some great packages from my wishlist in the mail today! One item was a clit stimulator! That exciting to say the least... #
• 16:31 My blood is REALLY THICK. I could have a stroke @ any min & I thought the beers would make it thinner! Means it was even THICKER last night! #
• 19:07 Just took my 59th mugshot! www. dailymugshot.com/main/show/25691 #
• 20:43 If everyone seems argumentative today, consider that your atti... More for Aquarius bit.ly/4xqv1p #
• 21:22 I fucking hate when people act like they know everything about my situation and try to preach to me about how I should take care of myself. #
• 21:46 The newest video added to undressjess.com was now added to my clip store for purchase and individual download! ping.fm/mOw0M #
• 22:43 My friend Brittney would DIE to have this necklace... ping.fm/6CAvf #
• 02:13 I just fucking ran over my bathroom sink washing sex toys and sopped up all of my straightening and curling irons. They better still work! #
• 04:08 My internet is totally screwed so my spycams are all down. I'm stealing someones wifi right now. I'll call the cable folks in the morning! #

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