A day as a pornographer...

• 06:05 Your dreams can lead you and your friends into the future, so ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 13:15 I've had a massive headache again for 3 days just like I did before I had my stroke. I am very concerned that I am about to have another... #
• 13:50 Does anyone know of a website that describes how to make these? ping.fm/upLAO #
• 14:06 How much is that whole NetFlix thing? I want to join it! (Maybe I should just get my ass to the library instead for free?) #
• 14:51 I left the doctor a messag e about the headaches to see if there is anything he suggests. I feel like I am getting a little confused:( #
• 15:11 I called the doctor. He wants me to come in to see him tonight! This means I will probably not be able to do my member's show again today:( #
• 15:12 I'm sorry kids but not dying of having a 2nd stroke is more important than getting naked and diddling my vah-jinga! #
• 16:27 Your dreams can lead you and your friends into the future, so ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 17:01 Time to wake up! It's almost doctor time! #
• 17:20 Remember home slices, Christmas is coming and I love gifts! Especially sexy ones I can use in my work! ping.fm/ouidf #
• 19:30 Just got back from the doctor and all he did was order me to do another cat scan that I cannot afford... Help? ping.fm/CDRMy #
• 19:47 If you are watching me on my spy cams and wondering what I am doing, I am removing my clip in hair extensions so i can color my roots! #
• 20:16 Yep there is no way I am going to GET this program Sony Vegas. I can't even figure out how to fit the video larger on the time line... #
• 20:21 Ok, I'm an idiot... I figured out how to zoom in, but now how to I get my project preview window back? #
• 20:49 I'm coloring my black roots! (That's why there is a grocery sack tied onto my head, if you were wondering...) #
• 22:09 DANG IT! All the good stuff goes on sale when I get broke:( ping.fm/VmrZv #
• 00:21 I just thought of this but I wonder if you can listen to comedy on pandora.com? No? #
• 00:22 Oh and BTW... My roots are blonde again, thank bah-jeebus! #
• 01:00 What's your favorite holiday? Is it XXX-Mas? ping.fm/D8Epz Whoohoo! #
• 01:43 I just took my melatonin. Sleep is my only option because I am so pissed at myself for something I did tonight I could cut my face off. #
• 02:23 Never take any type of sleeping medication and then remember you have to set up 10 spy cams that are randomly down. It sucks big time. #

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