A day as a pornographer...

• 12:51 I LITERALLY just got home from the bar. I am still totally drunk. Happy holidays kids! #
• 12:55 I also totally missed getting that fucking UPS package again! #
• 13:32 I'm going back to sleep. I hate myself. Not really but a little bit. #
• 13:36 I updated my youtube account with a new video blog! ping.fm/iH9kZ Enjoy! #
• 16:33 Ok I am finally awake again. What the fuck was I drinking last night that fucked me up so bad? #
• 16:38 I got 2 gifts in the mail today even though I missed the UPS guy s o maybe they came from FedEx? A salt lamp and some make-up stuff! Yay! #
• 17:11 I love it when everyone is in town for the Holidays and you get to see lots of people you haven't seen in forever! It's the best! #
• 17:12 I'm making cheesy rice & broccoli with extra cheese & I am going to eat it in front of the TV watching awesome (and cheesy) X-Mas programs! #
• 17:46 My vagina just got wet talking on the phone with Leslie. I am gonna wiggle her butt and touch her boobs while she's in town! #
• 18:14 Hahahahaha! I forgot about Veggie Tales. #
• 18:18 Ahhhh! I ate too much cheese rice and it hurt my belly:( #
• 19:07 Leslie is coming! She's find of like Santa but in the shape of an emo child instead of an over weight bearded man.. and she touches my butt. #
• 19:27 I am trying to convince Misti to bring me a piece of that awesome Tofurky that she made for Christmas! ...And maybe a crescent roll! #
• 19:47 I just got a message on AIM from "doll parts 113" and it said: "how many diseases do you have". I replied, "at least 50". Bwahahahaha! #
• 19:55 I just ate one of those! ping.fm/TuCqa Yum! #
• 19:59 Merry Festivus! ping.fm/dCov5 (For the rest of us!) #
• 20:16 I need a bulb for my salt lamp but there was no papers on what type to buy? Does anyone have one and know what kind to get? #
• 22:31 Weird! My landlord put chocolates and a party invitation on my door for Jan. 3rd. That is so strange! #
• 22:43 Where am I going to be able to get alcohol after 12am? Like is CVS going to be open? #
• 23:00 CVS is in fact open! Sweet! #
• 23:34 I totally forgot I have a Brittany Murphy action figure from Sin City! I need to display it now that she passed away:( #
• 00:19 Leslie is here! Yay! I told her we should make a Taco Talk Show for old school fun! #
• 02:40 I'm about to watch "It's A Wonderful Life" with Leslie! I have to call my mom and tell her this... at 2:40am YES. #
• 05:09 I am a holiday spirit. I will haunt all of you from your Christmas pasts! #
• 05:21 You don't want others to see how disciplined you are today, bu... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 05:22 Merry Christmas! ping.fm/FuARP #

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