A day as a pornographer...

• 15:27 I just woke up. I thought Leslie was going to come wake me up earlier today to go out to eat lunch:( I'll beat her up! #
• 15:32 I got 2 copies of that new Dance game for Wii this Christmas. One from Mom and one from the wishlist. I am gonna give one away! #
• 15:34 God damn it that long ass blog post I wrote at my grandmas house didn't save. That shit always happens to me! #
• 16:02 Guess who has a blackberry smoothie? I do! I do! :) I made it myself too! #
• 17:50 I going to take a nap but I will be done with my members show at 10pm, does anyone want to go out/hangout? I have that Just Dance Wii game! #
• 21:10 I'm doing half priced holiday shows for the next hour! Catch me before it's too late! ping.fm/XUUDN #
• 21:14 I'm so horny today and am online right now at PrivateCamZ. I'd love to do a show just for you ;) bit.ly/2OrVah #
• 22:03 Gah! I forgot how Effexor makes you all dizzy when you first start taking it again! I think I might puke. #
• 04:45 We all went to Hammer Heads tonight and it was fun except for Leslie abandoning me. #
• 04:51 My heart is broken. But thats's common place around hear. #
• 05:07 I'm all alone yet again. #
• 05:21 Although you may be motivated by your desire to show someone h... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #

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