Sorry about tonight's show! :(

I am so pissed right now. Sometimes I think I seriously must have the worst luck ever known to man. I have been getting ready for my members show tonight for 2 flipping hours while watching some tv and the all of a sudden the tv does black and I think to myself, “What the fucking fuck? I bet there is something wrong with my stupid internet if the cable isn’t working now!”

So I promptly try to check my email because there is only 4 minutes until my show is supposed to start. Of course it won’t load so I call the cable company and they have the fucking audacity to tell me that there is an OUTAGE in my area.

So I missed my show and because I get paid to do shows on that network I lost some major money too. Cool.

I am so tired of messing with those clowns at Insight! I am going to call the other cable network in town tomorrow to check on the speed of their internet.

I am making up for missing tonight’s show but ATTEMPTING to do 2 shows tomorrow. I hope I don’t poop out! The first will be at 7pm CST (an will be the bath time fun show) and again I will perform the Lingerie Strip Tease show at 10pm CST!

See you there!