A day as a pornographer...

• 16:28 I seriously thought it was fucking Monday since I have woke up! My internal clock is WAY off! #
• 16:32 I've got to fix my spy cams! I didn't realize so many were down! Fixing now... #
• 17:25 I cannot find my phone charger anywhere! BTW Dawn I found the liquor from NYE. It was in the freezer? Ha! Weird. #
• 17:49 Oh Jesus I had no idea how much of a goober I was on New Years Eve at the bar after the show. Sorry homies! I really do have self control. #
• 17:57 I had a dream last night that I didn't return my 5th grade math textbook and they came looking for me! Makes me yearn for math equations! #
• 18:47 Have you guys ever played with this? ping.fm/Xg2Rq It's hilarious! #
• 20:17 I found my f2 key that the cats broke off of my new laptop! But Leslie put it back on and it's all janked up and you can't use it. :) #
• 20:43 I'm leaving the house for the first time since NYE. Going to get sushi... And probably sake. #
• 22:37 What kind of video card does this camera need? ping.fm/HlFk2 I have it coming off of my wishlist! Yay! #
• 22:53 Me and Leslie are playing ping.fm/uPBhI !!!! #
• 23:32 Come hang out with us while we play chatroulette on JTV! ping.fm/sgusN #
• 00:22 Leslie is gonna give me a massage now... Yay! #
• 00:34 I'm gonna take quick nap! I might get back up and go out or something later. But I am super sleepy! #
• 01:59 I'm back awake but I am a little concerned since Leslie was supposed to call me 30 minutes after she left. I hope she's ok! :( #
• 02:38 Wow! I just realized how behind I got on my emails the last few weeks while I was preparing for my NYE burlesque show! I have 1200! #
• 02:43 I'm gonna have a beer and a bath! Want to watch? Alrighty then! ping.fm/EPiWQ :) #
• 04:40 I love me some love! Yeah I said it. But Leslie sucks for not calling me back. I'm pissed at that! Nighty everyone else! #
• 04:58 I do the opposite of what I am told. It's a talent. #
• 05:49 You could turn out to be the hero today as beneficent Venus ma... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #

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