A day as a pornographer...

• 18:41 In the winter.. I straight up hibernate! #
• 19:18 The holy grail! ping.fm/kJM4U #
• 19:58 How do men shave their faces everyday and now get razor bumps? That's so weird! #
• 20:21 Hey members of undressjess.com! Please go read my latest MEMBERS ONLY blog post! Do it NOW! :) ping.fm/4tdfm #
• 20:41 This song is amazing! Watch how much energy the dancers have! ping.fm/jsblI #
• 20:55 I meant *NOT get razor bumps! I was half aslee p when I typed that! #
• 20:58 I've been using that new suave smoothing conditioner and treatment and my hair feels so damn smooth (but not like, straight or anything)! #
• 22:06 I fucking love that show Jersey Show! Anyone who says it sucks, sucks themselves. #
• 22:32 I want to put together a dance crew and go on America's Next Dance Crew or whatever that show is called... That would rule! :) #
• 23:09 I'm making garlic noodles with cheese, broccoli and white corn:) Yum! I'll have a bunch left over for tomorrow too! #
• 23:24 What's the best way to meet new people that ar e NOT alcoholics (for the most part)? #
• 23:33 Why does everyone have a perm in the oldest episodes of Rosanne? They are hideous! #
• 00:27 I get to see my therapist tomorrow. This is a very much needed event. So I better go to sleep soon! #
• 00:36 Are my lights flickering in my kitchen or is it my imagination? I swear I have seen them turn off and on twice now... #
• 01:06 I was going to bed but this Saving Grace show looks pretty awesome... I want to watch it! I'll walk Jeb and then get comfy on the couch! #
• 01:07 Dude the fucking kitchen light just turned off and on again... Maybe the bulb is loose? #
• 01:36 I really really really need a new living room rug. Where can I get a cheap one? I looked on Ikea but they won't ship... #
• 06:00 Following your intuition is normally a good idea, but today yo... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #

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