A day as a pornographer...

• 14:29 I'm going back to trying to catch up with my emails today I am back up at 900 now. I want to get down to 200 by sleepy time tonight! #
• 15:07 This is extremely disturbing and so open that we could all be going to JAIL! ping.fm/H2MEH Ack! #
• 15:21 I'm sooooo hungry! I don't wanna eat because I am waiting for my grandma to deliver me some chicken strips and she is taking FOREVER! #
• 15:41 I just realized that a really sweet guy sent me an amazon gift card via email when I was in the hospital in Oct. and couldn't read! Awe! :) #
• 16:00 Food is here! And I am down to 630 emails ! Whoot! Making progress! #
• 16:27 Please vote for me to win this awesome contest! The prize is $10,000! ping.fm/dq9jb #
• 16:32 I got wishlist items today! Someone got me a sub to Cosmo & I got my first issue as well as a video cam & lastly a set of letter magnets! #
• 18:34 I'm still at 630 emails but if I read another one in the next 3 hours I will shoot myself in the head. NAP TIME! ;) #
• 18:38 I need a new memory card for my new camera! HALP! ping.fm/zMU6O XD!!!1! #
• 20:33 I just ate the best 2 tacos known to man! I am restarting the rude cams guys! They will be back up in a minute! #
• 21:23 I just got all the spy cams set back up! Also I posted a members only blog post! Please go read it homies! ping.fm/fU4vt #
• 22:19 This is the test video I shot with my new camcorder in 1080p HD! ping.fm/B6RsN #
• 02:16 I am FINALLY getting to all of the email got when I was in the hospital and couldn't read! You guys are so sweet! Thank you to everyone! #
• 02:44 Hahahahaha! This belly ring with the green pubic hair dye! ping.fm/rIsrc #
• 03:32 Dude check out this really FREAKY (yet HIGHLY intriguing) email that I received the DAY after my stroke in October! ping.fm/xaVkC #
• 04:26 I'm down to 395 unanswered emails! Yay! I hope to get down to 200 by tomorrow night! Time to walk Jeb, paint my nails and go to bed! Nighty! #
• 04:29 What is up with these high fructose corn syrup commercials? THAT'S THE WHITE MAN'S POISON! I saw it on The Boondocks! #
• 05:23 My new camera is awesome but only records 23 seconds of video:( I need one of these SD cards! ping.fm/FOhmW #
• 05:39 You could have a stroke of brilliance today that inspires you ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 05:53 Nails are dry! Time for bed! Nighty my little love nuggets! #

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