A day as a pornographer...

• 16:10 The next door neighbor Knox just told me that him Jeff & Kelley just had a car accident! I think everyone is OK but I am about to call her! #
• 16:20 I called them & no one picked up but as soon as I hear from them I'll update again. I am pretty sure they are OK though from what Knox said! #
• 16:44 If I owned this wrapping paper I would never be able to bring myself to actually use it. It's too amazing! ping.fm/JSbVY #
• 17:27 The Chinese food is on it's way! YAY! #
• 17:36 Make sure you guys continue to vote for me on the Miss FreeOnes Contest! ping.fm/LceJK :) Thanks dudes! #
• 19:10 Gah! I tried the "fair" e.l.f. mineral foundation again today and I look like a freaking Indian. In the package it looks so WHITE! #
• 21:49 When you scratch the inside of your ear does it ever trigger you to cough? It does that to me ALL THE TIME! #
• 21:53 In 9 minutes (at 10pm CST!) my Sunday night Truth or Dare Trivia show on undressjess.com will begin! Get your seats to the show NOW! #
• 22:03 Ok guy I am sitting in chat right now and chillin' getting ready to play the game! Come on in! ping.fm/Or2JR :) #
• 23:15 Buy me this mineral foundation to match my new pale skin and get a month pass to undressjess.com! ping.fm/iBwvN #
• 23:26 And I am doing full service shows here! ping.fm/BoXvY But only until 12am CST! ;) #
• 23:27 I am doing half priced shows here! ping.fm/aRMph #
• 00:46 I wish I had someone to take me to Wal-Mart to pick up some hair color. These roots are fucking killing me. #
• 00:52 I was going to 'cast on JTV but I haven't gotten the chat on there to work all day:( Never mind! #
• 00:54 I'm staying up all of tonight and all of tomorrow to get my sleep schedule back on track. I better not fail! Plus "Charmed" comes on at 7am! #
• 02:13 Where the fuck is my drivers license???!? This is SOOOO not good. #
• 02:47 I'm watching "Good Hair" and editing photos. Already this movie is amazing. Have you seen it? #
• 04:22 That movie was FUCKING AMAZING. #
• 04:45 Haha! I am watching Zombie Land and they say your brain swells when you turn into a zombie. Maybe that's what happened to me? #

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