A day as a pornographer...

• 11:29 Oh dear God. I have no idea whose house I just escaped from. I am an alcoholic. #
• 12:20 I'm going back to bed! Nighty! #
• 17:09 My face is swollen! It hurts. I'm never drinking again. (That's a lie, obviously.) #
• 18:51 This video is fucking amazing! Is her hair real? I mean OMG! ping.fm/BX3SZ #
• 20:04 Freak Dance Friday have now begun on undressjess.com! First I am snacking though! Come hang! ping.fm/ZmsM2 #
• 21:04 I'm about to make some noodles in my undies! What kind should I make? ping.fm/r1GPx #
• 21:23 I put this hemp oil I got from the co-op in my noodles and damn that shit is TASTY! ping.fm/8tFjj #
• 23:11 I need a weave that will make my hair look like this... ping.fm/kuvkS #
• 23:48 Please make sure you guys have voted for me in the Miss FreeOnes contest today! ping.fm/QYgCc :) #
• 00:12 Leslie is on JTV! Go tell her "Hi!" and that "Jessica sent you!" :) ping.fm/Os17N #
• 00:23 I'm on JTV now too broadcasting! Come hang out with me! I need a new mod to wrangle the idiots on here tonight! ping.fm/moxbF #
• 01:46 Well JTV was fun tonight! I think I am gonna go to bed early tonight. My head hurts and I don't want to deal with anything else. #
• 02:52 My birthday is in just ONE MONTH! Make it an awesome one and send me some neat gifts! ping.fm/OuspC #
• 05:32 It's normally easier for you to be logical than emotional, but... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #

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