A day as a pornographer...

• 16:44 A $10 sale on sexy jeans! Yeah buddy! ping.fm/s6FT5 #
• 16:51 I am going to try to plan a trip to the 2010 Phoenix Forum I have decided. Anyone wanna room with me? ping.fm/CLTWP #
• 16:59 Dude! I am so glad Jay told me about the FireFox Personas! These are so flipping awesome! ping.fm/xV1SZ #
• 17:56 I need a new anti-aging facial moisturizer and serum... Any suggestions? Let's pretend price is no object on this.... I want the best! #
• 21:57 Everyone is putting up a picture of a celebrity that people have said they looked like on their facebook accounts. Do I look like anyone? #
• 22:42 I'm going upstairs to drink up all of Bailey's beer. She has no idea what's about to happen! Infiltration! #
• 02:58 My spy cams see to be fucked. I'll fix them when I wake up tomorrow! Nighty! #
• 03:09 Dude, that last episode of "Charmed" that i just watched made me all emotional. Bah! #
• 03:13 The big, fat Leo Full Moon is in your 7th House of Partnership... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #

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